First Dates, Vegetarian and Love: Meat is murder

Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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Talksyic 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:00

"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI

playnejayne 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:06

definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.

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BraddaKaikz 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 8:49

Haha you coulda just wait watz da rush??

_Dusty_ 0

Friday 9 April 2010 18:54

I'd call that a bullet dodged, if you ask me.

neeedy 2

Tuesday 13 April 2010 10:33

i say good riddance. i've been vegetarian for over 10 yrs, but i don't go around calling meat-eaters "cow murderers".

madyeti 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 17:03

If you were so "infatuated" with her, you should have known she was a vegetarian. She certainly has a few issues, but you need to do your homework before you try a move like that again. Dumba$$!

xNephilim 18

Friday 17 September 2010 0:26

YDI for ordering for her. You just don't do that.

FailTiger 0

Monday 20 September 2010 1:01

Dude, that blows! I hate vegetarians, man...

TeenieAmerica 9

Monday 18 October 2010 15:12

I'm a vegetarian, but UGH, I hate the crazy ones. They make the rest of us look bad. "Cow murderer"? Lol wtf. But yeah. YDI for ordering for her. Don't do that.

leafyloud 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 7:15

YDI for assuming you know shit about her on the first date. It's called pause and ask, make friends with it. COW MURDERER!!

biwinning88 1

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:50

I get that you were trying to be suave or whatever but you JUST Hung out with this chick, you knew nothing about her. honestly I would be pissed if a guy just assumed what I wanted to eat, so you completely deserved it.

alejandreezy 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:10

k dude, this is why you casually ask her what she wants before the waiter/waitress comes. if shes gone to use the restroom, then you know what to order. ydi