Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Talksyic 0

"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI

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playnejayne 0

definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.

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jcricket 0

You should be jumping up n down with joy. She is the kinda crazy you don't want to be with, crazy sex yes, just plain crazy NEGATIVE run!! n any sound minded woman knows that meat is delicious, that or I'm just too Midwestern.

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musicismything 0

You guys need to grow up and let people have their own opinions. Being a vegetarian isn't a bad thing.

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purplemnm 9

hmm I'm gonna quote a comedian here...cows eject carbon dioxide which is a gas that's causing global warming, plants suck up carbon dioxide and make it into breathable oxygen...so therefore vegateriams are eating the solution to our problems while meat eaters are eating the actual problem...

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EricJ 3

In the future, tell the waiter, "We're not ready to order yet" in that situation.

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Neferria 0

You couldn't say, "My date is in the bathroom right now. Can you come back in a few minutes?"? You deserve it for being an idiot.

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Donnyk 0

she sounds like a pain in the ass anyway.

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capilot 10

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made out of meat?

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ladyvader401 5

Now, I'm not a vegetarian, but you can bet that if a guy tried to order for me on a first date, it would also be our last. It's just a dick move. My fiance can get away with it, because we've been together for 3 years now, and he knows what I like (and I'd probably tell him what I wanted before I got up), but otherwise, it's just a terrible plan.

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erowlyn 0

I give you credit for saying infactuated instead of love ppl use that word way too much it was a honest mistake but personally I think you should of let her order on her own

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