Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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shazzahllala 0
Ouch. FYL.
danielrp34 7
mmmm He knows how to talk dirty.
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Comments (68)
Lady_Lakura 0
Defintly Roleplay me and my BF do it all the time He puts on sexy accents and he's really good at it. He also asks me to pretend I'm Rogue, or Troi, or anyone else sexy in Sci-Fi or fantasy. He prentends to be Spock or Worf or Nightcralwer for me.... What can I say? We're geeks? But anyway, RPing FTW, it's really refreshing, mix it up. Try prentindng to be something or someone else.
kile88 2
wtf is with this "hot and heavy" bs
seinouye 0
did u punch him in the head? lol
birdsfly01 0
LOL!! That's soooo funny. Ha and oh yeah I'm sorry. You could just be real ugly or something though no offense!! : D
roadie42 21
Aunt Jemima FTW!
samantha_durano 6
god damn, I'd get pissed, ******* dump him.
tnb0005 0
wow do you suck that bad?
PowerAdapter 0
WillDaBeast83 0
you do realize he was probably joking right?
xGTFx 0
so he wants to rol play no big deal. stop bitchin