Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I made a nice meal for myself and sat down to eat. Suddenly, my dad burst into my room saying, “We have to go.” This isn’t the first time it’s happened, nor was it an emergency. My family just doesn’t tell me when we have plans. FML
Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML
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herpitydurteedur 0
Kill them >:3 I'd just be like oh hey I'm leaving and when they ask why just say oh cause I wouldn't want you to to feel like you have to share your precious pizza with me so I'll just go home.
ritzbits 0
pizza is delicious, you should have found them and took a slice.
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Comments (170)
hairguitarhero 5
One time a douchebag looked at my cell phone. I punched it in the damn face. douchebag.
Ballin8864 4
Just nonchalantly walk upstairs, and be like " oh cool, pizza! Can I have some?" then they obviously can't say no. X]
Pupza7 6
That's the time when you should start shooting your partner he'll get the hint sooner or later
mike3775 39
What the OP's friend's dad did was wrong. It doesn't matter if they can afford it or not, its just rude to tell the kid to come and eat and not offer the guest anything. If he didn't want to share food, have the guest leave and come back later.
zombicidal 11
poor OP who doesn't love pizza
tibbz87 5
His dad is shitty. For just feeding ur friend and not u. That's really **** up. Ur his guest dude
TheHolyLama 0
Well guess your friend agrees.
captainbj2 0
Why does everyone think this was wrong of the dad? The fact that the op checked his BF's phone should give everyone an indication of the op's character. He probably outstayed his welcome, and parents were fed up. Going through your friend's private stuff is a really good indication....
mike3775 39
Yes the OP was also wrong, but when my kids have friends over, if I have no intention of feeding them, I go to them and tell them its almost time to eat so they will have to leave and come back in an hour. I don't leave them in the house and not bother with them. Its the same thing their friends parents for the most part do to them as well. I would say 90% of the time, I feed my kids friend, and they feed mine, but when we are not going to, we ask them to leave. Not sneak around them and leave them hanging
watsonn 2
Dont feel bad! Thats happenes to me before
gurlucrazy 0
u shouldnt have checked ur frends fone