Laying eggs!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 01:00 - United States

Today, I've has a constant feeling like something is moving in my ear. I'm a severe arachnaphobic, and my dad is trying to convince me a spider is in my ear laying eggs. FML
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Fata Morgana 1029 9

I recommend going to a doctor. I had that same sensation once. It turned out that I had fluid behind my eardrum because of allergies, and it nearly ruptured.

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jfigley 5

Not quite, there are occasions where bugs can get in the ear. Guy went to the hospital once and they found a small cocroach/beetle (whatever the hell it was) had crawled in his ear while he slept.

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Fata Morgana 1029 9

I recommend going to a doctor. I had that same sensation once. It turned out that I had fluid behind my eardrum because of allergies, and it nearly ruptured.

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uniformed 13

odds are a spider layer some eggs in your ear. after all it is a well known fact that there are many spiders that cant be seen and crawl over your body even as you sleep.

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bloopaloop 27

I had that same feeling once. It was a spider in my ear laying eggs.

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Duc du V. 23

Urban legend ! What else ?

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jfigley 5

Not quite, there are occasions where bugs can get in the ear. Guy went to the hospital once and they found a small cocroach/beetle (whatever the hell it was) had crawled in his ear while he slept.

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mfranks19891989 10

I read an article where a guy in China had a bug in his ear and he sprayed raid in his ear and had to go to the ER.

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Duc du V. 23

Ok for the bugs stepping into the ears ... however, I read the FML carefully. It says « spider »... Spiders don’t lay eggs in the ears...

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