By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 18:48 - Belize - Belize City
Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
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If DocBastard can find Coke bottles lodged in people's rectums, I'm sure basic cameras will be the least of OP's worries.

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"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET!"

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#30 Sometimes creativity with adjectives can pay off here. Back in the "height" of the "well that escalated quickly" comments, I got a few thumbs for saying that it heightened expeditiously. People like variety from the normal cliché. Be creative and thoughtful people! Feel free to down vote that...