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Look for hidden cameras. I can almost guarantee there will be at least two, probably across from the toilet and in the shower. Don't ask how I know.

I bet he just wants to make sure you never run out of toilet paper while you're in the bathroom. That has to be it, right?

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Look for hidden cameras. I can almost guarantee there will be at least two, probably across from the toilet and in the shower. Don't ask how I know.

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If DocBastard can find Coke bottles lodged in people's rectums, I'm sure basic cameras will be the least of OP's worries.

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Does anyone else realise that this guy is from Belize!??!?! (Breaking Bad reference) Say hi to Mike please!!!

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Go to the bathroom on his front step and tell him you couldn't wait. On the other hand, that might turn him on. Better move.

I bet he just wants to make sure you never run out of toilet paper while you're in the bathroom. That has to be it, right?

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A person who wants to stand outside your door every time you use the bathroom would probably be into it.

I wish there were adjectives that were related to excretory functions I could use to describe the situation!

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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#30 Sometimes creativity with adjectives can pay off here. Back in the "height" of the "well that escalated quickly" comments, I got a few thumbs for saying that it heightened expeditiously. People like variety from the normal cliché. Be creative and thoughtful people! Feel free to down vote that...

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