Kids, Sleep and Cute: Tight fit

Tight fit

By Anonymous - 25/07/2022 00:01

Today, my two boys wanted to sleep in bed with us. My wife gave them the okay, even though there’s not enough room for all of us to lay. I’m now sleeping in my 3 year-old’s bed. FML

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emmalou 19

Monday 25 July 2022 22:33

try planning a family camp out in the living room if you offer the opportunity they might be less likely to ask

Charlie Given 26

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You are the parent say NO!!!

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emmalou 19

Monday 25 July 2022 22:33

try planning a family camp out in the living room if you offer the opportunity they might be less likely to ask

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 26 July 2022 2:06

You are the parent say NO!!!

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