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By confused - 02/09/2010 21:09 - Canada

Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 665
You deserved it 3 573

Same thing different taste

Top comments

JocelynKaulitz 28

Stay in the straight closet then.

FFML_314 11

Learn to embrace your flamboyant nature. Time to buy some pink.

Comments

Dude, if you're straight, you better make it clear before they rape you.

westleigh 3

Welcome to my world! I'm gay and I've been the beneficiary of reverse discrimination. Unfortunately you were the victim of reverse discrimination.

3ddie_the_head 0

If they fire you, that's discrimination. They could get into alot of legal trouble for that.

xxxkittykatxxx 0

What happened to "we shall not discriminate...etc, etc?" >.> That should protect you.

duravian 1

this is what fags have done to the world!!!

ucofresh 4

Duravian... wow. Just by using that word you completely made yourself out to be just about the most ignorant douchebag on here. Surely you realize how ridiculous you sound by saying 'fags'.. Right? Please, do us and everyone you physically know a favor and return to school and learn something. Until then, learn to keep your disgusting mouth closed.

I agree with 57. Homosexuality is wrong. It always has been, but somehow now society is so twisted that it gets glorified instead. It's sickening.

FFML_314 11

What's wrong is intentionally hurting another persons feelings, for something that is out of their control.

moon21_fml 0

#72, so true... and just because the majority is all for homosexuality, does that make it right??? I'm actually scared of the next generation who could decide that incest is suddenly right..

FFML_314 11

Yes, I can see how incest and homosexuality are in the same caliber.

Phoenix1023 3

wasn't it Adam and Eve's grandson Seth that had 38 sons? Who was he bangin?

romanceaser 0

#67 so why is he ignorant again? just cuz he doesn't agree with your faggish lifestyle doesn't equal ignorant. you are ignorant thinking that people who are queers were born with a gay gene.

Kawaiichan42 3

Words like "fag" and "queer" are ignorant, so is saying being gay is a choice. It isn't scientists have found proof that sexuality is genetic. Did you know that a good majority of gay men have middle fingers that are the same length as their index fingers? Anyway, what does it matter to you who somebody wants to have sex with? I thought love was blind, or does that only apply to heterosexual love?

OneShotSnipa 0

Anyone who agrees with #97 is an idiot.

sardonic 0

This FML is the plot of Le Placard. (Only he did it on purpose)

perdix 29

Make your girlfriend grow out her 'stache and cut her hair short, so the people at work think she's a dude. You'll have . . . "the BEEEEESSSSSSTTT of both worlds!!" (Singing Hannah Montana songs will bolster your gay cred.)

mr_miyagi 0

belle elle is beautiful keep it up

mr_miyagi 0

this sounds like the plot of a romantic comedy if the boss has a hot daughter or secretary or something