Today, I found out that my employers hired me under the assumption that I was gay. Apparently, they are attempting to be perceived as more open-minded. I'm not gay, but I'm afraid being straight could cost me my job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML
Today, I unintentionally came out as bi to my boss. He said he's fine with it and doesn't care either way, only that there is too much "gay propaganda" in the world and it shouldn't be shown and talked about so much. He also doesn't understand why I was reluctant to talk about my sexuality before. FML
Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML
Today, after months of dealing with homophobic abuse for my coworkers and supervisors at my previous job, I was excited to start my new job where most of my co-workers were LGBTQ. I find out a majority of them don't like me because my fiancé is a deputy sheriff. FML
Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML
Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
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Top comments
JocelynKaulitz 28
Stay in the straight closet then.
FFML_314 12
Learn to embrace your flamboyant nature. Time to buy some pink.
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Comments (112)
MoJoThundRpants 0
wear pants that dont squeeze your nuts for starters if you dont want em to think youre a homofaggot
pandazgonebad 0
fake and gay!!! if it costs you your job, then take it up in court. its against the law for them to do that. god, ppl on fml are so stupid and spoiled.
tweetbaby14 18
stupid I understand many of the people on here are, but spoiled? that one doesn't make a whole lot of sence. please use better word choice next time when commenting.
StrayXL 0
If there are women there befriend them by saying your gay now you have all the women hay you maybe lucky and they might take you home for a sleep over ;P
mathewssantosh 0
better tell em soon or they'll be ******* u soon enough
xxgallardolp560 5
op just don't go all Brüno on them
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Ey,,, Just go with the flow >>>Smile and wave mistakingly Gay Guy... Smile and Wave...
oldenuff2party 3
be straight. and sue them if they fire u
MoreThan1lol 0
if you go gay you'll get killed by the republicans. I don't mind the gays as long as they don't get the all-in-your face about it. but since they chant "we're here we're queer" at the annual gay parade I'm quit displeased. you don't see me going around chanting I'm straight, that would be absurd. Shut up or piss off
yenidewi 11
Just tell them that u r straight ... never make yourself get into troubles by telling lies
MrBoredomioo 18
I can already see your boss posting "Today I found out one of the men that I had hired wasn't gay. This wouldn't be a problem if I hadn't hired him just because I didn't want to discriminate against gays. FML."