Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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xicano 0
make his ass sleep in the bathtub
BahahahLOL 0
If it's white and slimy, it's not pee... It's mayonnaise.
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Comments (126)
adorkable_spazz 0
you should dump the boyfriend, and get one who doesn't piss the bed. o.0 but fyl
monie31096 0
wow
R2d6 0
LOL good luck because you are the one who will most likely end up cleaning his dirty ass piss
gebus 0
scared of no one else loving you eh! You must be retartded to stay or ..
metalmaniac088 0
don't drown!!!!!
samanthar 0
im sure if u make fun of him..or tell his friends about it he wont drink anymore. why the hell would he keep drinking when he knows he does that? thats kinda pathedic
cieramc 0
bummer.
wriptidez 0
diapers
denvan 0
Make him wear a diaper when going to bed lol
Zebidee 8
Wow, that mattress should be nice in a few years. Good luck sleeping on something that'd make a hobo retch.