Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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xicano 0
make his ass sleep in the bathtub
BahahahLOL 0
If it's white and slimy, it's not pee... It's mayonnaise.
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Comments (126)
lisaw375 0
it isn't normal! it's ******* gross and yeah I think he has a drinking and bed wetting problem. you deserve it and more if u stay
SkoomaKi 27
He can sleep on the couch after a night drinking then, he can clean it up afterwards!
Karsin 5
I'm probably not the first to say this, but your life does indeed suck, but you do deserve it. Should have gotten a new boyfriend at some point before it became 'normal AND routine' for that particular occurrence.
Fireyashs 10
If he's a heavy sleeper he could just be having issues waking up. I've had patients that had minor sleep disorders that intensified with alcohol, where their body has a much harder time waking up once asleep, even to go to the bathroom. And after all the liquid he's consumed his bladder will only hold for so long. You should have him see a doctor.
paulhawkes 5
Dump him or it will become normal and routine. Go to AlAnon. Please...
Kevin214 1
Oh hell no! Leave that stupid bum pissing in the bed and shit. Time to go!
xsweeneyx 4
Ew.
KoalaBek 23
If he won't stop drinking make him sleep in the bath. I have an ex who used to sleepwalk/urinate after a night out- not every time though!
bonermonkey 31
I feel like he has a problem if he won't/can't stop drinking himself to incontinence. once or twice is funny. regularly is sad and worrying and uncomfortable
Melissa Cundiff 9
My boyfriend does the same thing!! Then is to tired after work to do laundry! ugh!