Love: Just pish yerself - FML

Just pish yerself

By Casey - 14/10/2010 18:20 - United States

Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML

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By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML

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By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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Top comments

xicano 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 23:09

make his ass sleep in the bathtub

BahahahLOL 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 23:10

If it's white and slimy, it's not pee... It's mayonnaise.

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evilcartman 0

Friday 15 October 2010 0:52

so instead of you getting wet nightly, he does, oh yeah good choice, ydi for dating a senior citizen.

d4m4s74 12

Friday 15 October 2010 0:57

I hear about this a lot, luckily I don't have this problem, but I know someone (female) who does

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 15 October 2010 0:57

Switch his drinks out with Zima.

canadian_ftw 8

Friday 15 October 2010 1:22

he sounds like a winner

Grosso 3

Friday 15 October 2010 6:47

you look like a winner

cufaoil 11

Friday 15 October 2010 1:23

sounds more like she's been pissed on...

LAXgurlie28 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:29

And that's why they fall asleep on the couch or toilet.

evilshade 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:39

Aww that's so cute and precious. I can only dream of having a caring boyfriend who would pee in my mouth. So be grateful for what u got gurl. Yum delish!! I'm hungry now :p

puffcream 0

Friday 15 October 2010 3:56

ew

SarahMarie83 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:54

I would imagine that's next on his way to rock bottom...

itsmeDD08 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:59

Haha wat a konb! He's needs some bladder control!

tygerarmy 35

Friday 15 October 2010 2:00

I like the garbage bag idea. Or make him cut down or you can sleep in a wet suit

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