By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML
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All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.

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Thatepicperson 14
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Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself

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UnluckyLatina 22
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Do you know the muffin man?

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Lars93 18
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atleast people will recognize you.

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TheBelt 19
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Atleast he looks like a movie star.

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Swandive235 27

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

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johnrdz3 24

I probably would if she has Lord Farquads haircut but not as him but as.... ... ... Dora

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daisylokes 16

aww well at least it will grow out soon :) maybe try wearing a hat? hope you feel better, op :)

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Liamj774 36
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Well go a Farquaad all the people who think you look bad

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AnOriginalName 19

That pun was Farquawkward.

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Thatepicperson 14
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It's all ogre now laddeh

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kmaheynoway 25
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#9 - That pun was Far, Far Away from being good.

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besosforme 26
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No, I disagree! I thought it was excellent, once upon a time! Charmingly so. :)

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ZombieVampirez 24

Don't chime in if you can't keep up

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Rkikkas9713 25
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Same goes to you, there's no need to be so disreshrekful.

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UnluckyLatina 22
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Do you know the muffin man?

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Thatepicperson 14
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WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MAH SWAMP!!?!?!!!!

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codytallica 38

Damn! Stole my comment! lol

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whitnayfortooh 29
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well... she's married to the muffin man.,.... THE MUFFIN MAN?!?!?!!! THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!

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PenguinBitch 43
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Nooo! Not the gum drops..buttons.

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ComoEsJuan 24
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Did you go to Short Cuts?

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tinkdatank 15
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Get out of my swamp!!!

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katydid91 31

I will, if you get the dead broad off my table!

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Wutdafuqq 24
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Are you as tall as Lord Farquaad too?

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Ihavegas 22

dashing!

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santosb1 11
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He was quite an attractive character, you may have yourself a princess!

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henrylikestreats 22
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That would be pretty nice, but I don't think my boyfriend would approve!

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Thatepicperson 14
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Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself

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Lorenzo1102 21
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Have you been waiting foreverafter to comment this?

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elcee1987 18
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I would normally downvote such lameness, but you backed it up with a profile pic. I approve.

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henrylikestreats 22
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All of the cookies for you, #12.

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ConstantlyAnna 8
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I feel like this comment wins the internet today :)

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Grammer_Nazzi 9
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Attend a costume party while it hasn't grown out yet!

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