By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 659
You deserved it 4 638

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All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.

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Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself

Do you know the muffin man?

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atleast people will recognize you.

Atleast he looks like a movie star.

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

I probably would if she has Lord Farquads haircut but not as him but as.... ... ... Dora

aww well at least it will grow out soon :) maybe try wearing a hat? hope you feel better, op :)

Well go a Farquaad all the people who think you look bad

That pun was Farquawkward.

It's all ogre now laddeh

#9 - That pun was Far, Far Away from being good.

No, I disagree! I thought it was excellent, once upon a time! Charmingly so. :)

Don't chime in if you can't keep up

Same goes to you, there's no need to be so disreshrekful.

Do you know the muffin man?

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MAH SWAMP!!?!?!!!!

Damn! Stole my comment! lol

well... she's married to the muffin man.,.... THE MUFFIN MAN?!?!?!!! THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!

Nooo! Not the gum drops..buttons.

Did you go to Short Cuts?

Get out of my swamp!!!

I will, if you get the dead broad off my table!

Are you as tall as Lord Farquaad too?

He was quite an attractive character, you may have yourself a princess!

That would be pretty nice, but I don't think my boyfriend would approve!

Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself

Have you been waiting foreverafter to comment this?

I would normally downvote such lameness, but you backed it up with a profile pic. I approve.

All of the cookies for you, #12.

I feel like this comment wins the internet today :)

Attend a costume party while it hasn't grown out yet!