Romantic and Love: It's the thought that counts

It's the thought that counts

By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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You deserved it 10 748

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By LizzyJones - 20/08/2013 17:38 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

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Happy anniversary!

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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You deserved it 11 568

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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By Jenn P - 22/04/2012 03:15 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

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You deserved it 70 613

By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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You deserved it 7 545

By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 6 876

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 248

You deserved it 3 694

shiroun 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:57

Hey, he's trying to make you happy. I mean if he got flowers they might outlive you.

Cerataphora 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

YDI for smoking.

Comments

fudgemeister 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:48

At least he remembered it.

shadow_duv 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:50

probably should stop smoking, it causes several types of cancer which if they don't kill you it'll make your life not worth living. Still its better to have that message at one year rather than 20 like comment #1 said

teehee520 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:52

This would be worse if you don't smoke and have a close friend or a relative die of lung cancer...

jazminbliss 2

Monday 1 June 2009 1:52

omg. haha go #7

Smart_ass09 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:10

Well its something to do when you're pissed off most of the day!

your_face 15

Monday 1 June 2009 2:12

Ditto #22 and 48.

Juno_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:28

Oh shut up, smoker haters, seriously. If she's smoking, I am SURE that she is well and aware of all the dangers that it brings. And very likely DOES NOT CARE. To that end, I at least hope they weren't like, 305s, right? Hopefully he shelled out for something decent! And I second 51, if he was gonna buy you some cigarettes, he should have gone all the way and bought a carton :)

bballman3113 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:32

BAMMM

desso 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:32

Pzhaw. You sound spoiled. Even though it wasn't romantic, he still got you something, and that's a lot more than I can say for others. Plus, if you've been married for a year you should've already figured out that love's not always warm fuzzies and richard gere movies. It's always a little rough around the edges, and usually really hard work. So maybe that's what your husband was trying to represent by getting you something more practical instead of a bouquet the size of your head. Smoke a cig and get over it already.