Bashing the Bible

By Anonymous - 15/06/2022 16:00

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Today, my son is going to jail for robbing our church. This happened a year after my daughter was arrested for breaking in to the same church so she could have sex as a big "Fuck You" to God. I can’t show my face there anymore, and it’s the only church within 50 miles. FML
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mike3775 35

Seems you were pushing church a little too much to your kids and they rebelled. You can always still go to that church, but expect the side eyes you will get

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Crowned Sataness 12

if both of your children felt the need to rebel against religion that hard, there is something seriously wrong with both that church and how you're forcing it on them.

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mike3775 35

Seems you were pushing church a little too much to your kids and they rebelled. You can always still go to that church, but expect the side eyes you will get

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Brightside86 30

Nail on the head. Hopefully op was already thinking this.

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RichardPencil 30

Atheism is sounding pretty good about now.

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Crowned Sataness 12

if both of your children felt the need to rebel against religion that hard, there is something seriously wrong with both that church and how you're forcing it on them.

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RichardPencil 30

Because they loosed two heretics unto the world. I'm not sure what the rules for "Sins of the Children," but raising two demons can't look good on the application.

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DanielleinDC 33

This church must be really bad--or you pushed religion too hard--if they acted this way. And if God is everywhere, find an online service and worship at home.

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clair_brodie 35

The only church at all or the only religion you want to go to? Are you going for God or to make friends with the parishioners? If the former, then remember scripture from Matthew - When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”

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