Animals: It's probably considered art

It's probably considered art

By firestar772 - 11/02/2013 15:48 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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Monday 11 February 2013 18:57

Too bad this didn't happen in time for Easter.

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Comments

ardencred 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 3:09

Follow the yellow brick turd and you will find happiness

whinthy 18

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:27

Taste the rainbow.

chinagirl3343 8

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:49

Vet!!!! Take him to the vet!!!!!! Ack, poor silly doggie.

jcrb 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:13

hehe, a dog with the rainbow *****!

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:37

I would have yell-owed so loud at my dog for doing this. At least can relate to a certain lady who came back from vacation.

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:36

I'm glad it's not me but I have to say that's one of the funniest things I've heard (and imagined) in quite a while. Think ill laugh myself to sleep now.

HomoIndomitus 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:50

Airsoft is bettah

ajh557 22

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:24

I enjoy airsoft but I hate you idiots that try to start arguements over which is better there both completly different

HawkwindFan2016 8

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:33

Now does he shoot his poo out at 50 miles an hour or something?

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:12

dogs like to go paint balling to . guess without hands there forced to Use there butts: )

Bemilu 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 12:19

A responcible dog owner would take their dog to the vet.

Supganosh 2

Wednesday 13 February 2013 20:21

Responsible*. And they don't need to specify what they did AFTER their dog pooped yellow everywhere. Also, paintballs are non-toxic, so the most they would need is a call to their vet to be sure