Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.
FALLENSEBZERO 16
"Just smile and wag my tail"
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Comments (67)
FALLENSEBZERO 16
"Just smile and wag my tail"
Pwn17 25
Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.
vehementbitch 4
I like that in you.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Pull his tail three times and I bet he'll turn into the devil.
thatkidhesh 11
your dog should visit the banks that allowed people such crazy loans that ruined this country.
applebramble 22
Aww you poor soul! You gotta clean that shit up too!
AmyPond17 33
To clean up dog shit in a revolving door?
mario2012 18
Trolling dog.
jessBeAqueen 13
its like a giant kitchen aid stirring up chocolate batter....mmmmmm
s13495 19
oh that was too much haha!!
False_Stupidity 42
This comment was pure distilled awesome, I couldn't stop laughing for at least 3 minutes.
FALLENSEBZERO 16
#6: Please seek help.
jessBeAqueen 13
#29 please seek a sense of humor....preferably a twisted one.
challan 19
Then he'll get dizzy and puke... The clean up never ends in this scenario!
adameeo 21
Comic timing. Something dogs excel at :)
mario2012 18
That's quite the disturbing dream.
tegraturbo2000 15
can your day get any "shitier"
False_Stupidity 42
Nope and neither can that comment.
assassinbanana0 20
Next time you should come up with a comical and original pun. This one was just bad
tegraturbo2000 15
yea i can see your a comical genious
challan 19
I believe your dog is a evil mastermind. I can hear his chuckle from here. He may be half cat...
TheDrifter 24
If he was all cat and dog sized he would have rushed the door and smeared at a full run.
olpally 33
Of course, the drifter would know^^*looks at evil cat in profile pic* *runs like hell*