FML : Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and mom, where you had to take off your shoes and sit on the floor. After the meal, I realized...

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Today, I went to a real Japanese restaurant with my sister and mom, where you had to take off your shoes and sit on the floor. After the meal, I realized my shoes were no longer where I put them. For the seven years the restaurant has been open, I'm the first person to get their shoes stolen. FML

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By Jdub - / Thursday 28 May 2009 00:51 / United States

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By fuckmeamiright | 0

#239043 - Thursday 28 May 2009 9:54

i'm sure that's what they tell everyone

By dianeface | 0

#239047 - Thursday 28 May 2009 9:55

You must've had some pretty cool shoes!

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By fuckmeamiright | 0

#239043 - Thursday 28 May 2009 9:54

i'm sure that's what they tell everyone

doggylover27 | 0

#537891 - Friday 4 September 2009 3:26

Hey! It's a compliment, your shoes must've been totally kick ass! :D

michael32123 | 0

#896236 - Saturday 27 February 2010 5:03

oh shit! call F.B.I. stolen shoe and waste of a fuckin FML department!

fuzzywazzy012 | 0

#1066180 - Tuesday 6 July 2010 3:46

Haha, they must have been designer.:)

americuzz | 8

#1386470 - Saturday 11 September 2010 8:08

unless your shoes were made out o pure gold & had jewels in-crested in them, THIS IS NOT AN FML!

minidonut54 | 0

#2382901 - Thursday 21 April 2011 12:30

it is a fucking FML, how would you like walking back home barefoot in public?
with all the shit on the floor?

By dianeface | 0

#239047 - Thursday 28 May 2009 9:55

You must've had some pretty cool shoes!

ridiculous502 | 0

#523396 - Saturday 29 August 2009 4:41

Yeah! Your shes must have been really cool. You probably have good taste in shoes than, which is good... Unless they were expensive...

thebigtwinkie | 28

#6096106 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 21:03

or some homeless man stumbled into the restaurant and grabbed the first pair he could get his hands on, apparently that being OP's shkes

By kkim1226 | 0

#239058 - Thursday 28 May 2009 9:57

either that person really needed shoes or yours were sweet!

By that_guy_you_are | 0

#239065 - Thursday 28 May 2009 10:00

Serves you right for going to a Japanese restaurant. What, are you too good for American food?

By hahayou12345 | 0

#239066 - Thursday 28 May 2009 10:00

Hard to believe. They were probably misplaced or something.

By hilaryy_fml | 0

#239075 - Thursday 28 May 2009 10:04

atleast you know you have a good taste in shoes

By rallets | 22

#239077 - Thursday 28 May 2009 10:04

cool story, bro.

By rice_cake | 0

#239078 - Thursday 28 May 2009 10:04

Oh that's rude. But you could take it as a compliment. It shows you must have pretty good fashion sense. That's always a lovely thing to hear :)

By the_boss_fml | 0

#239093 - Thursday 28 May 2009 10:09

damn jap traps

By fishburger420 | 0

#239094 - Thursday 28 May 2009 10:09

i've had that happen to me at parties! now i just wear my ugly shoes out to places like that

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