Animals: It's probably considered art

It's probably considered art

By firestar772 - 11/02/2013 15:48 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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ben10jammin 3

Tuesday 12 February 2013 17:29

Easy to spot the shit

desertpunk75 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:50

Look on the bright side, at least the shit will be easy to find.

ajh557 22

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:21

Haha bright side I get it... Oh wait was that no pun intended

frackhappens 3

Tuesday 12 February 2013 23:04

Is it weird that I want too see the bright yellow poo?

kookysoc 11

Wednesday 13 February 2013 0:34

At least they are easy to spot..

Papaw_fml 3

Wednesday 13 February 2013 4:36

that's some funny shit right there!

gremlin_bros 19

Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:50

Oh god that's funny as hell

cmbar831 14

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:45

*gasp* rainbow poop. What could this mean?

golliboy 6

Thursday 14 February 2013 5:41

should have stored it somewhere more secure anyways YDI

ajh557 22

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:20

That's awesome lol... One time my dog ate a bag of almonds but she didn't digest them so we had almond joys all over our lawn haha

rachel_h 14

Sunday 17 February 2013 2:54

Awe haha I feel bad for you and ur dog

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