Animals: It's probably considered art

It's probably considered art

By firestar772 - 11/02/2013 15:48 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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Toynado

By Dad41 - 21/06/2019 12:00

Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 11:02

Today, my dad decided to make home-made popcorn. He accidentally used old fish oil instead of mazola oil. Now the house reeks of fish and we can't even throw the popcorn out for fear of attracting wild animals. FML

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By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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Help!

By ukfan - 06/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 22:52 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML

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Monday 11 February 2013 18:57

Too bad this didn't happen in time for Easter.

Cashtangoteam 10

Monday 11 February 2013 18:58

At least the dog isn't dead.

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RealTalk0 7

Monday 11 February 2013 19:00

Sounds to me like your dog is interested in art..bright, yellow, fecal art.

Fmylab 8

Monday 11 February 2013 23:27

I'll bet the NEA would give him an endowment and call his work "groundbreaking". I mean, if a guy can pose in a jar and drop a crucifix in it and get a grant...

LuisM104 11

Monday 11 February 2013 19:00

Ahahah! .-.

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 11 February 2013 19:01

Taste the rainbow! Shit the rainbow.

darlinjai 18

Monday 11 February 2013 19:02

Normal people go...ugh that's disgusting! I go...hmmmm what if the dog ate many different colors would his poop be brown again?

testestestes123 4

Monday 11 February 2013 20:12

You are so much more creative and brilliant than "most" people

darlinjai 18

Monday 11 February 2013 20:36

Ha. I was raised that way...but I think mixing ALL the colors is the most disappointing moment in art class history. But this thought came from, well feed him different colors at different times and invest in air fresheners ? but then the thought came...what if it's just a disapointing brown color...not worth it. (BY THE WAY I LOVE ANIMALS AND WOULDN'T WANT ONE TO COME TO HARM<---before anyone accuses me of anything.)