Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12
it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.
FmyLinNY 0
Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??
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Comments (214)
harbqll 0
Prolactinoma? Better get your levels checked to see if you need an MRI.
RedneckRider 4
one boob should have milk the other chocolate... omg heaven
walterdoesITwith 0
can iye hav sum milc pweese?.;!)
Leftieswillrule 3
you're secreting a nutritious liquid? how exactly is that an FML?
Poetry 0
that's quite normal , although you mite be a goat
rachii 0
Maybe you are now xD
smallsmerry 0
PREGGERS!!!
Blue_Eyed_Beast 7
Actually, that's (supposedly) normal. With enough groping or suckling of the nipple, milk will start to be made to supply the "baby" with the milk it needs, even if there isn't a baby at all. Also, if you were pregnant but then something happened to the baby, like a miscarriage or an abortion, sometimes milk will be made. But, don't quote me on that stuff, I've only heard it randomly.
saturnsonic 3
im thirsty,got milk?
WankersCramp 0
not an fml. its pretty normal. humans can produce a lot when they are pregnant but can produce some even if they are not so shut up