Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
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Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12
it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.
FmyLinNY 0
Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??
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Comments (214)
I_lost_the_game 25
I can't find 6...
Make_Lemonade 13
Human milk is better for you than bovine. You should be happy.
StonerTurtles 0
I think that's like beyond hot, are you bisexual?
crazylatina1 5
what else do you expect to come out??? and you dont have to be pregnant for milk to come out... well clearly...
militarybrat 21
Eh sometimes ya lactate. FML though im glad u saw the doc!
wolfstalker213 14
Guess who's pregnant!
Federgirl 19
I have that issue too. the doctors still don't know what it is. they thought it was my meds so I stopped taking em. ya its not the meds causing the issue so idk what the deal is.
burn_of_passion 3
You have a petuitary tumor...
WarriorOmen 25
If she did I would assume the Dr would be doing a lot more tests on her to see.
rameses1210 18
That's probably a fairly harmless, if rare, ailment - I wouldn't panic over it
mct_1087 27
Yes you are.