Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12
it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.
FmyLinNY 0
Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??
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Comments (214)
ninidunut 0
hey, why is this a fml, it's free milk;).. JOOKES
hightree22_fml 0
sorry this happened!
SamanthaRose143 6
Uhmm is that right..?
deviable 9
So? Sometimes you lactate, it's a normal thing. Even guys lactate sometimes.
Starburstify 0
.......How?
friednoodles 0
or so you think
mks100 0
This is possible because she couldve had a hysterical pregnancy or somethin where ur body takes on the processes of being pregnant, but ur not.
jeepy_fml 4
breakfast time with milk and cereal
nstar22 0
At least u don't have to share your free milk in the morning,
youngsofly 13
That can happen if you are going through puberty, even if you are a male, nothing to worry about(i assume you are going through puberty)
Sh1btastic 4
i was about to have a crack at you but im not a complete ass hole so i checked it out and your correct! that is the strangest thing ive heard for a while! teenage boys lactating! **** that