Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML
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Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
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Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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mamamiaaa_fml 12
it could be a number of things. my right one produces lotion the left one sour cream.
FmyLinNY 0
Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??
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Comments (214)
dynky 3
at least you're not pregnant.
strawberrycancer 0
rlatpffl86 0
have you ever given birth? i hear it isn't uncommon to produce milk even if you aren't pregnant if you've done so before..
chloec16 0
mine supply tasty as a c*** icebreak
JakeL93 0
hahah classic jaydos
ImMsByrd 0
it's not milk...you have syphillis in ya titty bitch...
finndizzle 0
that can happen if you or someone else plays with your ******* too much. over stimulation can make your breasticles start producing milk.
Oblique 0
I better tell my bitch then
teh_uber_muffin 3
ha... breasticles
starberries 0
Yeah that happened to me once. Kinda weird.
SquirrellyGirl 20
Same here, but it was my swimsuit top rubbing against my boob that caused it. I was 13 at the time, freaked me out
Alexxx125 0
what's so bad about that???
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Nice
Wirebiter 0
A normal human thing happened to me today. FML.
Lokiara 10
I actually have the same problem! I'm embarrassed by it. Yet fascinated. I have been pregnant before. I didn't think it was common, and after reading these comments, I feel better about myself now. Thanks FML!
DocBastard 40
Shit shit shit! FML is turning into a happy self-help, feel-good, tree-hugging, Kumbaya site!!! Quick, Ignorance or ohthebloodygore, start telling people they're idiots!
Zebidee 9
Man, the LAST place on Earth I'd want to get medical advice from is this website.
mdkarwandy 0
read a medical journal not FML
iloveeeyou 0
^^agreed!
Sebastian13 0
it would be really bad if u are a dude...