Wage slave

Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML

Wise words

Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML

Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

Today, I finally realized I've spent the last 6 years building a business I hate. FML

Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML

The 5%

Today, my office has decided to make our working from home a permanent thing for 95% of our staff so they can rent a much smaller office space. Guess who’s one of the 5% who has to drag himself out of bed, just to be a warm body at the office in case something comes up requiring a man on site… FML

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML