Kids, Health and Injury: Iron Man

Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 06:01

Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

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Wham!

By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:56 - United States - Hermiston

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

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By DJ - 07/04/2013 18:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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Patsy

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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You deserved it 151

muichini 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:22

I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.

xCrackerx 3

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:41

Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.

Comments

themantest 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 10:14

I don't see why he deserves this.

shoieb9 14

Tuesday 15 December 2009 10:19

So Iron Man, Does it hurt? :P

Ronin420 4

Tuesday 15 December 2009 10:23

its karma. Iron Man. lmfao

RuralNinja 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 10:32

When you're done throwing up you should kick his ass.

stonerchu 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 10:58

Even iron man doesnt have iron balls.

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 December 2009 14:32

Even if he had balls of brass, that would hurt!

fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 11:02

Remember the first rule of combat: always protect the balls. On the bright side, now that your balls are flat, maybe you can pull off a superman leotard.