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By silkytaco - 17/02/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

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By lovergirl - 27/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Orem

Today, I received an email from a potential employer with an awesome job opportunity. I was so excited, I immediately went to forward the email to my husband. My email included a lot of "I love you" and "we are going to celebrate tonight ;)". In my excitement, I hit reply instead of forward. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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Slippin' up

By Anonymous - 21/09/2017 04:30

Today, I got some news from two colleagues, one of whom just got married for the first time, and the other whose long-time wife was recently diagnosed with an advanced form of cancer. I wrote each of them a heartfelt note, which would've been thoughtful if I hadn't mixed up the recipients. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

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Alexa, play "Ancient History" by The Cribs

By Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

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By OverWorked1 - 20/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell

By Anonymous - 12/08/2023 22:00

Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML

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By Username - 04/09/2010 13:24 - France

Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML

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XAMezaki 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 21:14

LOL how could you not have spotted that?

Timmytwofinger 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:00

how lazy are you not to just write save the date? it takes like two seconds.

Comments

XAMezaki 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 21:14

LOL how could you not have spotted that?

lmfao1643 3

Monday 12 April 2010 5:10

Take that #2

RavenDesired 10

Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:59

Wow #1, your picture is amazing!

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 21:37

that's hot

lifeisthedashx0 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:30

THATS FUNNY. BUT JUST SEE IT AS A JOKE AND PLAY IT OFF. DONT LET IT BOTHER YOU.

arms_akimbo 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:30

That's a pretty tame FML story.

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:29

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOOOOOOOL. LIFEISTHEDASHXO KNOWS THIS.

bsneeze 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:02

haha! That's funny! I hope She got a good laugh out of it rather than taking it personally or weird.

cacheson 41

Sunday 17 July 2016 22:31

Icebreaker!

Timmytwofinger 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:00

how lazy are you not to just write save the date? it takes like two seconds.

rulechibippl 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:43

I bet she really wants to be friends with you now. Bring it up someday in the future to laugh about it.

BeautyAndBrains 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 8:14

No worries, just email her back and explain what you meant. I'm sure she'll just think it's funny.

carriealana 0

Friday 27 February 2009 4:34

omg hahaHAHAHAHa. that's seriously the most i've ever laughed on this website

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Today, after studying for an exam, I decided to take a short nap. Just then, our neighbors, who were a couple, argued like crazy about some dumb thing the guy did. I didn't get to rest at all. FML

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Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

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