Inspection time

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Monterey

Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
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svalaedgren 18

Perhaps you should talk to her about how absolute gross that is. Toilet time is private time

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darwinism 30

Your grandma thinks you are so full of shit you would clog her pipes?

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roachyroo 5

You aren't a fictional little boy named Leolo by any chance are you? If not find the movie.

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buckdharma 36

Awww, this looks just like rabbit turds. Now you know why you're grandmommy's favorite. Come and give grandmommy some sugar.

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mad_hatter0666 22

So what exactly would she do if they WERE too big? O.o

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TimeDisposalEngi 14

There should just be an improvised instrument to break up the turds or something... That's so gross. I would never consent to something like that. What would she do that you couldn't do if they were massive enough to clog the pipes anyway?

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popaacxx 10

Ew, that is just gross. Maybe you should not 'tell' her you pooped or do it when she's not home.

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yeongji 31

I don't even want to know what she does when they are too big to clog up the pipes :O

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Omniprism 14

Whoa. Don't know what to say about this. What do your parents say?

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aeonsoul 12

I wouldn't roll with that, even is she was me grandma. I'd be like, "Grandma, if I clog your toilet, I'll unclog your toilet, okie? My 'turds' are shy!"

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badluckdawson 19

Well this is a "shitty" situation

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