Thanks asshole

By WearingOff - 03/08/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML
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Same thing different taste

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If you deserved a ticket then you should have gotten one. However if you didnt and he was being a jerk because you didnt go out with him... Then fyl.

elara15 0

The cop wasn't being nice to her, he was trying to manipulate her.


why didn't u just take the date (thus getting out of the ticket) and then stand him up...

your a bitch! why couldnt you just go on the fucken date.

Um.. maybe she was married? A lesbian? Or frankly just doesn't like someone abusing their power? If I'm speeding then I'll take a ticket I'm not going to go out with a stranger just to get out of it.

If you deserved a ticket then you should have gotten one. However if you didnt and he was being a jerk because you didnt go out with him... Then fyl.

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elara15 0

The cop wasn't being nice to her, he was trying to manipulate her.

She deserved a ticket. He wasn't going to give her one and asked for a date. The subsequent rejection made him then decide to proceed and give her a ticket like he should have in the first place

If this is true, all you need to do is go to court and you'll have that dismissed in a heartbeat along with that officer probably being off the street and maybe off the force. I highly doubt this is true and you're probably lying about it all but either way, it's not an FYL.

Conversing means flirting, she was asking for it, damn succubus!

Though I agree, it would be nearly impossible. Cops *never* do anything wrong, remember?

Story of the Hurricane, amirite Tuba? Then again, since OP is a chick, maybe she'll win? You deserve the ticket for speeding, but you do not deserve the jackass. FYL indeed.

@10 conversing means talking, you illiterate pig. you can infer that she was a flirt all you want, it doesn't make it true. and a succubus is a female demon who has se with men while slowly draining their lifeforce. so you're wrong on both counts. congratulations, you fail.

Right, you'd exit your vehicle, kick the police officer in the balls, and then get back in your vehicle and drive away... In reality, you would end up with your face planted in the dirt and you'd be tasered or pistol whipped before being arrested for assault on a police officer. Smart. Real smart.

Right, just like blacks are *never* racist. Didn't we learn anything from the Cambridge incident? I thought that was a "teaching moment"...

gigi37 0

#10, OP never stated that she initiated this so called flirting; it sounds like the cop started it since HE asked her for a date. And #33 is right, conversing doesn't equal flirting. OP you should turn him in, that's illegal.

That might be illegal for sure, And i agree, its not right, but presumably she was speeding, so the cop giving her a ticket is her job, and chances are, if she complained, the cop would be all "Your honour, this is all a malicious lie, I asked her what date it was today as I was writing out her speeding ticket is all" Hell, he gave her the opportunity to get out of the ticket for speeding by going out on a date. Todays lesson: If you're gonna break the law, expect the punishment. Whether or not you decline an opportunity to get out of said punishment is another matter.

Hich17 0

Good for you for taking the punishment instead of saying "Maybe I'll take you up on that date AFTER all." I can't imagine the shirt he would've tried to pull on that date. "C'mon baby, I let you off with a warning..." You're better off. FYL regardless, just because he changed his mind halfway through.

Agreed with 56. If conversing is flirting, then everyone commenting is flirting, including you, 10. This is counting for conversation, we are REPLYING to what someone has SAID which is like CONVERSATION even if it's on the internet.

kjoy1148 0

#10 Idiot, conversing means talking not flirting.

What gives you the right to judge whether it's true or not?

HaileyP12 0

You should have seen that one coming. Most cops are pigs. SHould have stood him up, that way you wouldn't have had a ticket and no creepy date.

Cops never get fired for anything. Best case scenario, she would get out of the ticket.

lmmmr 0

He propositioned a bribe. That is illegal.

I disagree with that comment on cops never get fired for anything, pretty sure those cops that kill people on purpose, use their power in the wrong such as what probably happened here, are douches, suck at being cops, shoot their partners in the foot, cry when bad guys tell them to leave, refuse to take a urine test because they have been hitting the crack pipe, dress up like women and take their bosses home and rape them when they are too drunk at a bar, if they are caught of course, as well as being douches, cops get fired and they probably always will get fired a statement saying cops never get fired is oh so wrong, just to let you know

Kristoffer 35

Yeah cops get fired. There was a cop in my town (Ogden, UT) who was off-duty at a mall in Salt Lake City when some crazy guy whipped out a gun and started shooting people. That off-duty police officer whipped out his own gun and shot the lunatic dead, saving countless lives and being hailed as a hero. A few years later, he was fired for "sexual misconduct" - I don't know the details, but it was something major, something that apparently happened before the incident in Salt Lake City.

ChelseaAnn08 0

Yeah...we had a cop get fired for getting a 15 y/o pregnant, another for taking the money that was recovered from a drug bust, and another for using the drugs recovered in a drug bust, and another for taking bribes. Cops get fired too.

I've heard of cops getting fired for being "racist". As in, a white male cop is out doing his patrol and sees something that is not right (Sees a crowd of people or something). The cop stops to see what is going on, and it turns out to be a crazy black man holding up a store filled with people, demanding money and whatnot. The cop announces himself, and tries to stop the man without shooting him, but the black man points his own gun at the cop. The cop, in order to save himself, and quite possibly the others in the store, shoots the guy in the leg/arm first to try to disarm him, but the crazy man is out of control and starts shooting at random. Cop is forced to go for the kill. When family/friends of the deceased is informed of what happened, they pull the racist card and cop is fired. Obviously this isn't a true story, just an example of something similar I've heard. Cops generally aren't fired for things like the OP's situation (which is wrong), but they have a greater possibility of being fired if the racist card is pulled, regardless of whether or not the cop was in fact being racist or not.

shes not being ungrateful.. its just that he made it seem like he was exchanging the ticket in place of a date with her. and when she said no, he decided to give it to her. i mean cmon, its so straight forward wad he was doing. if she deserved a ticket, then he should have just given one to her. its his fault for thinking he would get a date if he forgets about the ticket.

A. Some cops do trade sex for not giving a ticket. B. If enough complaints do come forth something well be done about him. C. True cops do save lives. This does not give them the right to use power over someone for there own benefit. D. If a cop asked you to date him would you not be pissed, or would you take it like a man?

Xo(whatever the rest is), the female sex card is much stronger than the racism card. Arabs are still being persecuted for their 'race'; women are not. The worst that women get are comments that they're weaker than men. And I'll admit gender specific jokes/curse words (bitch, ho, ****, etc; can't drive, etc)

lovethewordnerd 0

The others have got it right; report him to his superior ASAP!

Most cops aren't pigs. You treating them like you think they are brings out the worst in everybody. If you are a jerk to someone, it's really hard not to respond in kind. I've only met one bad cop and the rest have been more than civil in all my incidents with them.

I agree with fudgemeister completely. There are always going to be some bad apples among the good ones, but that doesn't make them all bad. And if you treat someone like shit, why should you expect anything else in return? They're doing their job because you probably did something wrong in the first place.

Someone has had bad experiences with cops. Either that or you're just dumb. But these fellows are right, most cops are genuinely nice guys who are doing a job that doesn't earn them any favors.

Well tell us how you did it, when in a few years your stupid attitude gets you arrested. You ignorant snot nose. You don't know shit.

The cop on the simpsons is a pig... omg.. I never realize how steriotypical that was xP lmao

No, most cops that you hear about or read about in the paper are pigs. There's a difference.

If that were true, you would need to report him. If he does that kinda shit often and it wasn't his first offense, he would be fired in a second.

Sexual Harassment.....not that anyone at his workplace will believe you though, sadly.

They would believe the lapel cam footage

thats ****** up, that ass cop cant do that wtf, sue that mofo

No, it is not Sexual Harassment, in any definition of the phrase. It is a case of Extortion, if the OP has credible proof. Why believe her automatically?

I'm pretty sure I just lost some brain cells reading that.

AndelleRae 9

I agree with the others. It's a long shot, but try to report him. That's disgusting, and illegal to boot. It sucks that there are actually a lot of great cops out there that get a bad name because of douchebags like this one.

Imawhalerider 0

Just say you have a boyfriend duh

He'd probably still give her a ticket if she said that