Inspection time

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Monterey

Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
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svalaedgren 18

Perhaps you should talk to her about how absolute gross that is. Toilet time is private time

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darwinism 30

Your grandma thinks you are so full of shit you would clog her pipes?

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worldclassrager 39

If they are too big do you have to break them up a plunger? I sure hope so

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RageWolf16 31

So what the **** happens if they're too big

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mcodyzanch49 8

Well she really can't handle your shit lol!!

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Pepsiisbae 15

What exactly does she do when they are “too big”

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shannon2348 14

Why would you even tell her? Thats just ridiculous. ydi

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sarahcroy20 12

So don't tell her you shit and just frigging flush. ewww

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DLBL 20

If you're a child, your turds should not be that big. If you're an adult living with grandma, YDI.

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jlc82 10

what does she do if they're too big? not sure I wanna know

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