Intimacy: In the heat of the moment

In the heat of the moment

By B - 31/01/2012 20:36 - Netherlands

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 340

You deserved it 9 930

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Same thing different taste

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 125

You deserved it 20 990

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 448

You deserved it 6 191

By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 892

You deserved it 104 969

By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 723

You deserved it 887

It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 595

You deserved it 4 197

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 580

You deserved it 47 168

Priorities

By MacBook - 14/05/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, my dad was in town for a day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dad's slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. In total, we talked for 15 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 86 009

You deserved it 4 185

By KatieB - 04/04/2012 21:11 - United Kingdom - Newark

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 589

You deserved it 7 337

By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 830

You deserved it 35 965

By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 199

You deserved it 5 051

angrymexican 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:19

In your boyfriends case, doesn't matter, had sex

GreenAppleDP 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:19

And this is why it's good to lock your phone with a pass code. That's entirely too awkward.

Comments

Ghostrhyder12 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 2:50

so weird...because i alwayz sit on the radiator at my school

showmyboobs 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 3:10

Awkward

gman360 0

Friday 3 February 2012 7:30

Lol nice pic

perdix 29

Wednesday 1 February 2012 3:28

I believe it's pronounced "Keesh."

noshoesnoshirt 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 3:55

Now you can never met his dad and look him in the eyes again -_- lol

PizzaIsDavid 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 3:59

**** your life? **** his life.

skroal 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:06

This is why I never let anyone touch my phone..that and I'm extremely paranoid that it'll break.

brock329 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:07

Who gives a shit. So you had sex, as long as you were safe and enjoyed it that's all that should matter.

BrysGirl27 14

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:12

Hahah oh boy!! Could have been a lot worse:/

aeroengg 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:16

mamacakes25 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:23

their father and son I'm sure they laughed and high fived after.

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