FML : Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back,...

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Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mel - / Saturday 23 May 2009 06:43 / United States

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By Reak0n | 0

#222842 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:03

He said thanks

By chimmy | 0

#222877 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:11

He was nice about it though! Embarrassing, but at least he didn't shout it across the restaurant or anything.

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By Reak0n | 0

#222842 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:03

He said thanks

By Jessey_fml | 0

#222868 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:09

Cringe.

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3592565 - Wednesday 16 November 2011 06:18

Time to get more money OP

By fmylifecausitsal | 0

#222872 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:10

Definatly an FYL, thats sucks

By chimmy | 0

#222877 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:11

He was nice about it though! Embarrassing, but at least he didn't shout it across the restaurant or anything.

By danielleFML | 0

#222885 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:13

At least he liked your note :)

By purple5 | 0

#222898 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:16

Embarrassing, but he said thanks for the note...so that's a good thing, right?

By biancagolden | 0

#222899 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:16

He handled it a lot nicer than others may have. He must be interested! And if he is, you can count that meal as the first date and get him to foot the bill ;)

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#222904 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:17

Awe, he was quite polite! Yay

By porsche944 | 0

#222909 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:18

FIRST

By catatonicsleep | 17

#222916 - Saturday 23 May 2009 04:20

At least he didn't shout it across the resteraunt, he didn't even say it loud enough for your table to hear, maybe he likes you....

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