By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
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orphinz 3
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You should of taken out a picture of your boyfriend and you should of told him where in the house you did it.

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maddy1028 0
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Epilepsy_fml 0

How in gods name is this a facepalm. Your dad is filthy. Maybe you need to get your act together and get some pictures to show him.

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seanders 10
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Just get a pic of a naked guy and do the same.

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JacksonCampbell 9

And your pic is where...?

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robotiick 12

^win

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TheJester12 15
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if your father is Charlie sheen then this is rather acceptable.

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FckYoCOUCH 6
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give that mofo an effing high five. you should be proud.

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kendallwendall 0
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soo how much didi it cost him??

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Boygenius50 8

Did you at least give him a fist bump?

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PutItIn 8
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He tapped the screen ?

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mrpipp 0

go. Fuck. yourself. ;)

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Fx13mz 7

Player.

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6joe9 0
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no no man "playa" :p

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Spaghetti7 5

How much for him?

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shortstuffs23 7
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he's a proud father.

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dav3800 7
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Is he married...?

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dallis1222 0
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I agree completely

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JDintheHOUSE 2
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that's the funniest thing I've ever heard

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qwert1994 0
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Dumb aussy slut.

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aussie_gemini 5
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I'm gay? thanks for letting me know. I guess I should probably come out of the closet I didn't know I was in!

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minisquid 9
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D-d-d-double moderation!

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gc327072 30
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Always in moderation. And that's how you tanqueray.

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kickazz16 15

Lmfao it's only funny if he's not married haha

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aussie_gemini 5
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well if that's the case #75... op should go on Dr Phil and not FML

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MysLys 0
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This is FML, not Opera.

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mrpipp 0

I mean opera kinda made sense cuz if ur watching Oprah or an opera then chances are you have a vagina.....

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resshead 0
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Lol, you have an interesting dad. Maybe you'll have a step sibling!

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abceasyas123abc 12

Yuck! Don't even go there!

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kingtz 6

Yes, op should have been grateful that her dad was busy making her a little brother.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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or twins or triplets or quadrouplets or... you get where this is going

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orphinz 3
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You should of taken out a picture of your boyfriend and you should of told him where in the house you did it.

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Awahso 25
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I love when people refrence other FMLs

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BigOrca 2
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ditto 23. super funny.

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sourgirl101 28

Q: How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, one to do it and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Guys talk, I guess your dad's no different. Sorry he doesn't know to keep his mouth shut to at least his daughter.

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imperialtl 12
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how do you know that he said this to his daughter?

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daleftw 0
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Because the FML states "my dad" and the gender icon is female. Duh?

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mattmadden 0

Well maybe his name is Dad and she considers him hers. RIDDLE ME THAT!

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jane79 0

hang over reference too funny

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Poliahputz 0
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Wow your angry about guys talking huh? Lol

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btnhdude 0

56, does she sound mad about them talking? no, she doesn't. stupid, stupid, stupid.

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ygdrassil 17
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How many Tea Partiers does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?!

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xobarbienickkxo 4

how many women activists does it take to change a lightbulb? none they can't change anything.

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mattmadden 0

Ok let's all stop before this gets out of hand. But nicely done...

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BCCUBS09 0

q: how many white people does it take to screw on a light bulb? a:none that's a mexicans job

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soulfulemo 0

damn...daddy's got game, huh?

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FreebirdIII 1

Daddy still has game. Show him the pictures of the guys on your phone, see if he is proud of you too.

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