Intimacy: In the heat of the moment

In the heat of the moment

By B - 31/01/2012 20:36 - Netherlands

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 340

You deserved it 9 930

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Same thing different taste

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 125

You deserved it 20 990

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 191

By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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You deserved it 104 969

By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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You deserved it 888

It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 595

You deserved it 4 197

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 580

You deserved it 47 168

Priorities

By MacBook - 14/05/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, my dad was in town for a day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dad's slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. In total, we talked for 15 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 86 009

You deserved it 4 185

By KatieB - 04/04/2012 21:11 - United Kingdom - Newark

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

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You deserved it 7 337

By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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You deserved it 35 965

By peaaaak - 03/06/2011 10:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 199

You deserved it 5 051

angrymexican 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:19

In your boyfriends case, doesn't matter, had sex

GreenAppleDP 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:19

And this is why it's good to lock your phone with a pass code. That's entirely too awkward.

Comments

kookysoc 11

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:22

Im confused

aaazafina 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 18:45

I simply pity you...............but I cant stop laughing XDD

drpepperismylove 2

Friday 3 February 2012 1:03

kids lol

beezleboss2010 3

Friday 3 February 2012 3:29

Awesome

mikimoo 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 15:09

done that b4 ;) ooopppps

whodatgirl12 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:16

If you have to hurry to have sex before your dad picks you up, more than likely ... You are to young to he having sex

thebitchritenow 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 3:33

I agree

claudia1794 1

Monday 27 February 2012 10:44

You should have waited longer and then called instead of texting. No one would know except the both of you. Lol.

misshighjinks 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:50

"heated" could mean alot of things, make up a good excuse!

midnight21 8

Saturday 28 April 2012 17:09

You deserve it for having a "quicky". Sex shouldn't have anything to do with the word quick you idiot.

militarybrat 21

Friday 8 March 2013 10:06

Thats happened to me b4. But if it read like that, and ur bf didnt make a big deal, he could have just lied and said it was something else? Even something as simple as "we were making out". FML still