FML : Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's...

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Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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You deserved it

By Lisa - / Saturday 2 January 2010 07:02 / United States

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By Cartain | 0

#750661 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:20

I think this is very much your fathers FML.

By youdidwhatnow | 0

#750631 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:06

FYL... dumbass

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By wa2_ev | 0

#750624 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:04

ouch ..

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metalfan333 | 0

#822746 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 11:34

another fake story

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polarice24 | 2

#994412 - Saturday 15 May 2010 05:25

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bballer55 | 0

#1040802 - Thursday 24 June 2010 05:19

oh so deserved this one u always say hello and wait for a reply so u kno its him

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jrkarikas | 0

#1046274 - Sunday 27 June 2010 08:04

haha I did that too! I said hey this is John what time should I eat you out? it was her friend. good thing she just laughed it off.

By youdidwhatnow | 0

#750631 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:06

FYL... dumbass

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marulicko | 19

#5796853 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 03:18

A couple of days later, here on FML: "Today I called my daughter from her boyfriend's cell phone. She answered by saying I should fuck her raw. FML"

By GrtJzzMn | 0

#750634 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:07

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meepmeep_fml | 0

#751596 - Sunday 3 January 2010 01:35

are you retarded?

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MadPercussion | 0

#1022098 - Monday 7 June 2010 02:06

yes, yes he is.

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smerry | 3

#1364144 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 07:44

3 r u stuipid learn how to read her dad was using her boyfriends phone dumbass

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Hunthas | 17

#2375541 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 03:03

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jake12221212121 | 4

#4515557 - Sunday 3 June 2012 06:39

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Bradley_Dillon | 39

#5701647 - Friday 4 October 2013 02:16

She knew it was him...

By JManHobbs | 0

#750640 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:10

She did have CallerID that's the point. FYL OP.

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Bradley_Dillon | 39

#5701651 - Friday 4 October 2013 02:17

That guy made me cry. D: I'm a bit late on this one.. That's not bad!

By itspimpz | 0

#750649 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:14

ohh Lisa you naughty girl you shud give me a call.

By Cartain | 0

#750661 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:20

I think this is very much your fathers FML.

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babygirllove | 0

#3791985 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 04:57

Im pretty sure it's her FML too

By indiechickXD | 0

#750684 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:40

lmfao. Niceee chickie, nicee.

By DynamicDave | 11

#750685 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:40

Haha you fail! It's gonna be awkward next time you see your dad.

By hippy_lady | 4

#750690 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:45

serves you right.

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shiznutmuffin | 0

#817820 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 05:28

I know right that's some messed up stuff

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lifesuck7 | 4

#2636490 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 10:25

haha awkward.!!

By perdix | 29

#750694 - Saturday 2 January 2010 04:49

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iplaylax | 0

#1025992 - Thursday 10 June 2010 06:32

hmmm id say incest

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