Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML
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Cartain
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I think this is very much your fathers FML.
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youdidwhatnow
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FYL... dumbass
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wa2_ev
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ouch ..
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metalfan333
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another fake story
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polarice24
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ur dad probably said "when do u wanna come over?" mmmm damn nice boner right there
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bballer55
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oh so deserved this one u always say hello and wait for a reply so u kno its him
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jrkarikas
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haha I did that too! I said hey this is John what time should I eat you out? it was her friend. good thing she just laughed it off.
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youdidwhatnow
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FYL... dumbass
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marulicko
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A couple of days later, here on FML:
"Today I called my daughter from her boyfriend's cell phone. She answered by saying I should fuck her raw. FML"
"Today I called my daughter from her boyfriend's cell phone. She answered by saying I should fuck her raw. FML"
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GrtJzzMn
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To bad you didn't have call display.
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meepmeep_fml
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are you retarded?
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MadPercussion
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yes, yes he is.
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smerry
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3 r u stuipid learn how to read her dad was using her boyfriends phone dumbass
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Hunthas
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excuse me, I believe you mean "Too" bad. Lurn too trole newb!
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jake12221212121
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I thumb myself up a lot. I'm a bit insecure like that.
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Bradley_Dillon
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She knew it was him...
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JManHobbs
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She did have CallerID that's the point. FYL OP.
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Bradley_Dillon
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That guy made me cry. D: I'm a bit late on this one.. That's not bad!
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itspimpz
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ohh Lisa you naughty girl you shud give me a call.
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Cartain
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I think this is very much your fathers FML.
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babygirllove
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Im pretty sure it's her FML too
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indiechickXD
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lmfao.
Niceee chickie, nicee.
Niceee chickie, nicee.
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DynamicDave
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Haha you fail! It's gonna be awkward next time you see your dad.
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hippy_lady
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serves you right.
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shiznutmuffin
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I know right that's some messed up stuff
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lifesuck7
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haha awkward.!!
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perdix
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So, did he accept or reject your invitation?
Which is worse -- incest or being put in the Friend Zone by your own dad?
Which is worse -- incest or being put in the Friend Zone by your own dad?
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iplaylax
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hmmm id say incest