By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML
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I think this is very much your fathers FML.

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another fake story

ur dad probably said "when do u wanna come over?" mmmm damn nice boner right there

oh so deserved this one u always say hello and wait for a reply so u kno its him

haha I did that too! I said hey this is John what time should I eat you out? it was her friend. good thing she just laughed it off.

A couple of days later, here on FML: "Today I called my daughter from her boyfriend's cell phone. She answered by saying I should fuck her raw. FML"

To bad you didn't have call display.

are you retarded?

3 r u stuipid learn how to read her dad was using her boyfriends phone dumbass

excuse me, I believe you mean "Too" bad. Lurn too trole newb!

I thumb myself up a lot. I'm a bit insecure like that.

She knew it was him...

She did have CallerID that's the point. FYL OP.

That guy made me cry. D: I'm a bit late on this one.. That's not bad!

ohh Lisa you naughty girl you shud give me a call.

I think this is very much your fathers FML.

Im pretty sure it's her FML too

lmfao. Niceee chickie, nicee.

Haha you fail! It's gonna be awkward next time you see your dad.

serves you right.

I know right that's some messed up stuff

haha awkward.!!

So, did he accept or reject your invitation? Which is worse -- incest or being put in the Friend Zone by your own dad?

hmmm id say incest