I Want the One I Can't Have

By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 13:59

Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 748
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You are human and you need to be loved. Just like anybody else does.

just revel in the fact you spiced their day up with either a nice show ;) or a funny moment

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just revel in the fact you spiced their day up with either a nice show ;) or a funny moment

You are human and you need to be loved. Just like anybody else does.

At least you have been noticed. That’s better than being ignored.

I say do an encore performance- could turn into a real-life 'meet cute' rom-com!

That means he likes what he saw go get-em, hint hint

Showing such a display of happiness and joy during the times of Covid says a lot about your character and may very well attract him to you. Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to be with a sour puss.