By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 13:59

I Want the One I Can't Have

Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
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By  tounces7  |  27

Showing such a display of happiness and joy during the times of Covid says a lot about your character and may very well attract him to you.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to be with a sour puss.