Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML
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Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
Today, I cried while masturbating because I genuinely couldn't think of a single person that would fuck me in real life. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 39
Forever alone.
ICastillo 24
Well your hand will never let you down or cheat on you. It will always be by your side.
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Comments (85)
Laughz 2
wanna ****
Pikachu17 13
Time to hire a hooker
seandoc 13
YDI. Love won't just roll around and just pop up. You have to go find it. Go explore.
shyeahh_fml 19
Sorry, 11. I probably should have read that a few times because I didn't realize you were talking about that previous FML as well. Your comment now makes complete sense to me :p
jcamps6 7
Happened to me to bro...just so depressing but ur not alone OP
RachelSN2191 4
yeah it sucks when that starts to happen it sucks even worse when it happens and your in a relationship so feel lucky you can dream about it at least
row74 7
So much win!
norman112 3
that sucks so much i Cant relate hahaha
TheGoldStandard 6
I could never fantasize about an ex. Doesnt get me goin! Hahahaha
vaz_waseem 6
You need to get laid asap.