Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
Today, I cried while masturbating because I genuinely couldn't think of a single person that would fuck me in real life. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
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Welshite 39
Forever alone.
ICastillo 24
Well your hand will never let you down or cheat on you. It will always be by your side.
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Comments (85)
dionhart 4
Jill doesn't disappoint sir she's got all you need and doesn't complain
tazeegirl 5
Im a girl and I've had more than one dream like that. But mine have more to them than just doing it. Like being walked in on or something like that.
extos1991 10
you need to get laid like yesterday!!! getting out of bed and off of FML would be a good start.
Aligator67 12
Well just the other day, I had a dream about some woman inserting a rubber ***** into me. I'm pretty sure I am straight, and definitely a girl.
gingerface81 16
I see these FMLs far too often
an3ph 20
Been there, doing that.
H3LL_K1D 15
What about a fleshlight