FML : Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it...

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Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mk - / Saturday 20 June 2009 05:47 / Canada

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By Kitten07 | 0

#323675 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...

By irishlassie731 | 0

#323693 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

Why would you "rip" a popsicle off your lip instead of just waiting for it to melt a little? YDI, moron.

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By Kitten07 | 0

#323675 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

Why didn't you just wait for the popsicle to melt a little? Your lip would've eventually warmed it up enough to become unstuck...

iSmellNice | 2

#323822 - Saturday 20 June 2009 16:31

Exactly what I was thinking

AlphaC | 0

#323933 - Saturday 20 June 2009 17:22

Which is why he deserves it 100%.

sourlysweet | 0

#324423 - Saturday 20 June 2009 20:34

why would he wait for it to melt? he obviosly dint know it was that frosen. and on a hot summer day would u wait for a popcicle to melt a little? i wouldnt.

Dante167 | 0

#324791 - Saturday 20 June 2009 23:04

#65 I would wait for it to melt a little if my lip was stuck to it instead of trying to yank it off because common sense would tell me that it would probably hurt and/or rip the skin.

brkn_hearted | 0

#326310 - Sunday 21 June 2009 10:20

#65: "On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off" how do you NOT know that a popsicle was frozen to your tongue/lip if you had to RIP IT OFF? i agree with the person above me with the common sense thing...

angler | 1

#364215 - Friday 3 July 2009 17:29

Exactly. It's summer, the popsicle is going to melt. No need to rush.

PlastikSeraph | 2

#2578806 - Saturday 28 May 2011 13:16

I guess it was more of an... *puts on sunglasses* inconvenience store!

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!

By hudsonnn | 0

#323678 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:39

You must be french because that english was kinda bad but, it better been a good flavour.

hecuva | 0

#323786 - Saturday 20 June 2009 16:17

And in Canada we only speak english??
Pretty sure it's a bilingual country and has TONS of people who either can't speak english or it's their second language so they don't speak it very well