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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 12:40 - Australia - Mooroolbark

Today, the doorbell rang. I saw my incredibly overbearing mum's car outside, so I stayed quiet and tried to sneak upstairs. As I crawled through the hallway, commando style, I realised the door blinds were still out for cleaning. If scowls could kill, I'd be roasting in Hell right now. FML

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By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

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By saracenslament - 22/11/2016 11:47

Today, my relationship with my family is so bad that when someone burst into my house without ringing the doorbell, my first assumption was, "Oh God I hope it's not my mum visiting!" rather than, "Oh God, it's a burglar!" It was actually my mother-in-law, and I was truly relieved. FML

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By Adopted - 14/06/2016 21:22

Today, my mom realized that the "door" part in "screen door" doesn't block sound when she began to talk to our neighbours about how much of a failure I am. I heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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Lesson learned

By katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 04:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

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SWC_Penguin 17

Thursday 30 May 2013 19:15

Going "commando" has two different meanings. I'm hoping to god that you meant both meanings simultaneously because that makes the story even better.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Thursday 30 May 2013 19:28

However you have to agree picturing this scenario is really quite amusing

Comments

AmyPond17 33

Thursday 30 May 2013 19:20

Even if she's overbearing, she's still your mother. Is it really that bad that you can't spend a little time with her?

olpally 32

Thursday 30 May 2013 19:25

Oops!!! Lol. I want to hear the follow up to this story.. What happened next after the scowls that burned you into hell? Haha.

meowmeee 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 19:26

Usually when mothers are overbearing they are sort of a bitch.

meowmeee 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 19:34

Was mean't to be a comment in response to 5.

kurodansei 16

Thursday 30 May 2013 19:42

Now that you look guilty she'll be coming over more often to make sure you aren't up to no good. so FYL OP

JACKxRAWR 22

Thursday 30 May 2013 20:49

OP should make a Vietcong-style tunnel system throughout their house to make sure this doesn't happen again.

Omniprism 14

Thursday 30 May 2013 19:56

That's funny as hell. Don't worry about it. At least you live on your own. Oh and I have a mother just like that. Her and I didn't talk for two years because she was so controlling.