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By Alex - 31/3/2009 04:41 - United States
  Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML
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By  Jimboom  |  11

Dumbass. Should have had a wank beforehand.

Or learn to slow down when you think your about to pop. Pull out, kiss her a little, maybe try some different positions. But if this performance is anything to go by then it's not your work that your girl is annoyed with. It's the lack of orgasm's she is having from you.

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By  mich23  |  10

it might have been smarter to just be like, im going to turn my phone off so that i wont get any business calls, plus you plan could have backfired so much b/c she could have been like "go into work, i was just being selfish" and then you would have to leave

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By  mich23  |  10

it might have been smarter to just be like, im going to turn my phone off so that i wont get any business calls, plus you plan could have backfired so much b/c she could have been like "go into work, i was just being selfish" and then you would have to leave

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  riddle143  |  15

Or just play it off. Lay there enjoy being next to her. Throw the phone away pretending it's your boss. Tell her she's more important to you than work. Maybe that'll turn her on enough for round two and you can actually give her an orgasm.

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By  Jimboom  |  11

Dumbass. Should have had a wank beforehand.

Or learn to slow down when you think your about to pop. Pull out, kiss her a little, maybe try some different positions. But if this performance is anything to go by then it's not your work that your girl is annoyed with. It's the lack of orgasm's she is having from you.

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  lilpurplekat  |  9

honestly Idc how long my bf last, he's gotten me off in 5 minutes before. as long as I get off first everything is good. and if he doesn't get me off he kisses me and messes with me until he can go again. quality not quantity.

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By  Jimboom  |  11

Hey Kings,

Yea sorry. You got their first, looks like your quick on the draw today. ;-)

Still.. this guy and girl sound like they have more problems than just simply this one.

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By  King_of_Kings  |  3

#6

it's cool man. no need to apologise.

i think that maybe these 2 should take a nice trip somewhere to spend some time with eachother and talk out whatever problems they have and have some real fun.

what do you think?

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