By saracenslament - 22/11/2016 11:47
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My sympathies; I moved five states away from my mother and still worry about her tracking me down and showing up out of nowhere.
Five states away? That'll really help me refine my search radius, honey.
Lock the door?
We were waiting on food to arrive, so I had the door unlocked so I wouldn't have to mess around with it.
Well a burglar wouldn't "burst" into your house, so that one was kinda obvious...
I'm sure she was relieved too. After all, you bought her mother-in-law disguise. She was able to rob your house with ease after wondering whether or not the cheek pinching and attempts to ground your spouse took it too far.
The next question to ask is why did your mother-in-law burst into your house without ringing?
Probably because we don't ring when we go to hers, though it'd be hard to since they don't have a doorbell lol.
Honestly in the exact position with my family (mainly my mom).
was she drunk?
Could have been the Kool aid man. Oh Yeah!
Nah, the Kool-Aid Man doesn't even bother with the door if there's a perfectly good wall he can smash through instead.
It's your house right? How about getting a door that locks? Maybe that would keep them out.
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I'm sure she was relieved too. After all, you bought her mother-in-law disguise. She was able to rob your house with ease after wondering whether or not the cheek pinching and attempts to ground your spouse took it too far.
Well, at least you don't have family issues and burglary issues