FML : Today, my relationship with my family is so bad that when someone burst into my house without ringing the doorbell, my first assumption was, "Oh God I...

Today, my relationship with my family is so bad that when someone burst into my house without ringing the doorbell, my first assumption was, "Oh God I hope it's not my mum visiting!" rather than, "Oh God, it's a burglar!" It was actually my mother-in-law, and I was truly relieved. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By saracenslament - / Tuesday 22 November 2016 11:47 /

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By Tripartita | 44

#6715427 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 17:06

I'm sure she was relieved too. After all, you bought her mother-in-law disguise. She was able to rob your house with ease after wondering whether or not the cheek pinching and attempts to ground your spouse took it too far.

By thepeniswrinkler | 14

#6715410 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 16:13

Well, at least you don't have family issues and burglary issues

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By thepeniswrinkler | 14

#6715410 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 16:13

Well, at least you don't have family issues and burglary issues

By naivemisanthrope | 4

#6715412 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 16:21

My sympathies; I moved five states away from my mother and still worry about her tracking me down and showing up out of nowhere.

Tripartita | 44

#6715421 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 16:52

Five states away? That'll really help me refine my search radius, honey.

By RememberSchlitz | 9

#6715415 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 16:27

Lock the door?

saracenslament | 7

#6715417 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 16:47

We were waiting on food to arrive, so I had the door unlocked so I wouldn't have to mess around with it.

By Konarika | 11

#6715422 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 16:53

Well a burglar wouldn't "burst" into your house, so that one was kinda obvious...

ChiefKoala | 29

#6715438 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 17:32

Are you sure about that mate? Like. Are you really sure? That maybe the burglar would've assumed the door was locked without trying the knob and just busted the door open?

Taco The Dank | 27

#6715530 - Tuesday 22 November 2016 21:13

Yeah, because all burglars are kind enough to knock on the door and wait, whether there's a car in the driveway or not.

ChiefKoala | 29

#6715647 - Wednesday 23 November 2016 8:19

Knowing my crippling anxiety i would probably be the ONE to knock and politely ask to rob them. because ya know, i wouldn't want to bother them or anything.