By Angela17 - 24/10/2018 05:00

Today, it's 3:42am and my son is crying because I won't let him play with his dirty diaper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 890
You deserved it 305

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Give him a clean one to play with, and tell him the poop is invisible. Kids are stupid enough to fall for that.

Annnnd that's birth control for me, thanks OP!!

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Give him a clean one to play with, and tell him the poop is invisible. Kids are stupid enough to fall for that.

Plot twist: He’s 27.

Annnnd that's birth control for me, thanks OP!!

My son has cried because he can't play with his penis, a plastic bag, garbage, the kitty. You name it he's probably cried about it.

Probably has a room full of toys, and what does he want to play with? Hehe

My kids cried because I wouldn’t let them play with an empty pill bottle, a piece of paper, a coaster, their penis, a blanket, a light switch, etc. Everything is a toy to a baby, and they will cry if they can’t play with it.

Kids: why I don’t want them

So this wasn't' in the "having kids brochure" you received?

I’m glad I won’t be having kids

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