Pagans!

By Depressed Ghost - 01/11/2021 14:00

Today, it's the Halloween after my wife and I moved into a predominantly Muslim neighborhood. We waited for three hours with a big bowl of Snickers, before the restaurant owner downstairs told us no one would come because Muslims don’t celebrate Halloween. FML
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RichardPencil 30

But they're Snickers bars! Most people would sin against their religion for a Snickers bar. They'd later ask their deity for forgiveness and if the deity had ever tried a Snickers bar, forgiveness would be granted.

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RichardPencil 30

Now we're going with valance states?!?! I'd call you Ferric, but that would be Ironic.

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RichardPencil 30

But they're Snickers bars! Most people would sin against their religion for a Snickers bar. They'd later ask their deity for forgiveness and if the deity had ever tried a Snickers bar, forgiveness would be granted.

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And1 12

They don’t have deities, you boron!!

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RichardPencil 30

I've been called worse elements, you molybdenum!

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RichardPencil 30

Now we're going with valance states?!?! I'd call you Ferric, but that would be Ironic.

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wysegirl 24

Did you know the kind of neighborhood you were moving to? Do research before wasting money so you understand the community you live in

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RichardPencil 30

The OP ended up with a big bowl of Snickers bars. Hardly a waste of money!

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FallenStar_2 2

Excuse me im muslim or atleast grew up muslim and my parents took me trick or treating and everyone i know did too.. You cant stop kids from getting candy...lol this story seems suspicious but honestly my neighborhood was kinda slow this halloween i think the pandemic has something to do with it. that guy was probably just assuming.

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