Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML
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tranced_
| 44
You could've bought a new pair of sandals then and there from the mall instead of going home barefoot in the heat I mean why not?! I mean you clearly can afford designer sandals
By
azouwa
| 26
BS flag on the play. If you were in a mall you could of found a pair of shoes to walk home in. Nobody us that damn stupid. NEXT!
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azouwa
| 26
BS flag on the play. If you were in a mall you could of found a pair of shoes to walk home in. Nobody us that damn stupid. NEXT!
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RichardPencil
| 30
Ironically, mall shoe stores enforce a strict “No shirt, No shoes, No service” policy.
Only people who have shoes can buy shoes!
Only people who have shoes can buy shoes!
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itisme_fml
| 9
Maybe the OP could have explained her situation, and they might have let her purchase one of the flip-flops in her size.
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chickensheep
| 15
I guess you SHOEdn’t have taken them off!
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yarani
| 26
What's with all the people stealing stuff from public toilets?
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
I should start a petition to have public toilet stalls extend to the floor.
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RichardPencil
| 30
The Partition Petition?
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Cali
| 54
I'd sign it!
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hellphone_fml
| 37
I would of immediately unlocked the door and started chasing them
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blondie45
| 21
You mean you would “have”...
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itisme_fml
| 9
Thank you, blondie45! I cringed when I read that.
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rebelwithmouseyhair
| 16
with your knickers round your ankles?
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DanielleinDC
| 32
That's a bit tough if you're in the middle of peeing.
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tranced_
| 44
You could've bought a new pair of sandals then and there from the mall instead of going home barefoot in the heat I mean why not?! I mean you clearly can afford designer sandals
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Cali
| 54
Maybe OP only had $0.74 left!
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Nadine
| 21
Oooooooh, admin comin' in hot with that meta comment.
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
You were at the mall, I'm sure security cameras would have got a glimpse of the thief when they came out of the bathroom.
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RichardPencil
| 30
You should heed the wisdom of the ancient Chinese proverb, “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet ... so I started mocking him because I was having a shitty day. ‘Hey, what are you going to do, Stumpy, kick my ass? Hahahaha!’”
I read that in a fortune cookie!
I read that in a fortune cookie!
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Luke Cann
| 5
If u were at the mall were there no shops selling shoes?
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MrCT
| 22
Eww, Why would you take your shoes off in a public toilet in the first place....
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itisme_fml
| 9
That was my first thought too! Ewww!