By Mishti - 13/5/2018 15:00
Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML
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By  tranced_  |  43

You could've bought a new pair of sandals then and there from the mall instead of going home barefoot in the heat I mean why not?! I mean you clearly can afford designer sandals

By  azouwa  |  26

BS flag on the play. If you were in a mall you could of found a pair of shoes to walk home in. Nobody us that damn stupid. NEXT!

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By  azouwa  |  26

BS flag on the play. If you were in a mall you could of found a pair of shoes to walk home in. Nobody us that damn stupid. NEXT!

By  tranced_  |  43

You could've bought a new pair of sandals then and there from the mall instead of going home barefoot in the heat I mean why not?! I mean you clearly can afford designer sandals

By  RichardPencil  |  27

You should heed the wisdom of the ancient Chinese proverb, “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet ... so I started mocking him because I was having a shitty day. ‘Hey, what are you going to do, Stumpy, kick my ass? Hahahaha!’”

I read that in a fortune cookie!