By Mishti - 13/05/2018 15:00

Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML
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tranced_ 44
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You could've bought a new pair of sandals then and there from the mall instead of going home barefoot in the heat I mean why not?! I mean you clearly can afford designer sandals

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azouwa 26

BS flag on the play. If you were in a mall you could of found a pair of shoes to walk home in. Nobody us that damn stupid. NEXT!

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azouwa 26

BS flag on the play. If you were in a mall you could of found a pair of shoes to walk home in. Nobody us that damn stupid. NEXT!

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RichardPencil 30
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Ironically, mall shoe stores enforce a strict “No shirt, No shoes, No service” policy. Only people who have shoes can buy shoes!

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itisme_fml 9
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Maybe the OP could have explained her situation, and they might have let her purchase one of the flip-flops in her size.

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chickensheep 15

I guess you SHOEdn’t have taken them off!

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yarani 26
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What's with all the people stealing stuff from public toilets?

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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I should start a petition to have public toilet stalls extend to the floor.

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RichardPencil 30
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The Partition Petition?

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Cali 54
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I'd sign it!

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hellphone_fml 37
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I would of immediately unlocked the door and started chasing them

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blondie45 21

You mean you would “have”...

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itisme_fml 9
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Thank you, blondie45! I cringed when I read that.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 17
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with your knickers round your ankles?

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DanielleinDC 32
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That's a bit tough if you're in the middle of peeing.

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tranced_ 44
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You could've bought a new pair of sandals then and there from the mall instead of going home barefoot in the heat I mean why not?! I mean you clearly can afford designer sandals

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Cali 54
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Maybe OP only had $0.74 left!

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Nadine 21
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Oooooooh, admin comin' in hot with that meta comment.

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Lobby_Bee 17

You were at the mall, I'm sure security cameras would have got a glimpse of the thief when they came out of the bathroom.

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RichardPencil 30
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You should heed the wisdom of the ancient Chinese proverb, “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet ... so I started mocking him because I was having a shitty day. ‘Hey, what are you going to do, Stumpy, kick my ass? Hahahaha!’” I read that in a fortune cookie!

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Luke Cann 5
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If u were at the mall were there no shops selling shoes?

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MrCT 22
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Eww, Why would you take your shoes off in a public toilet in the first place....

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itisme_fml 9
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That was my first thought too! Ewww!

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