Time to buy a new tent.

what a tard!!!

^nice bear

There's always a Walmart nearby, lol. OP-You must divorce him now. It's the FML rule for husbands' mistakes. Or I'm trollin'

Trees make for lovely living quarters...

wow u don't have a tent but u still have car go find a walmart there every were. it would be funny if the wallmart was a log cabin I would chuckle.

Oh is was the husband! Make him make you a sammich! Or maybe he didn't forget and wanted to do the more manly camping?

I don't think Australia has WalMart...? Correct me if I'm wrong. They have Kmart, Target, and some others....

You are wrong Wal-Mart has begun taking over the world! Just like mcdonalds! There is no hope for humanity to survive......

And continuing the Australia thoughts, I doubt theyre going camping in a city. An 11 hour drive anywhere, in whatever direction I'm sure would land you nowhere near a Walmart or any other type of store, besides a fuel station at best.

sleep in the car(:

Australia doesn't have walmart. we have kmart, target etc. but they are not as big in Australia compared to the size of walmart in America

Today, I decided to drive deep into the woods and abandon my wife. After 11 hours trying to get the nerve up and find a spot, I gave up. To cover it up, I said I forgot the tent. fml.

that's funny.

if you are in the wilderness, how are you receiving Internet to write this FML?

54: "You think this is spooky, babe?! I've got to get out of here alone!"

sleep in the woods it might be interesting without a tent I'd do it

how do uyou forget a tent when you are going camping?

iamchuck reminds me of shaycarl and babytard. xD just an opinion.. and op: you can prob drive 20 mins and get to a store?

hav u heard of 3g lol , or maybe she came back home and wrote it

how do u forget the tent?

I have never been to a walmart so I guess there is none near or in California; San Francisco, menlo park, woodside, palto alto, San Jose, Los altos, red wood city or any city near! so prove how there taking over te world cause I definatley do not believe that I think star bucks has.

why does the man hav to remember everything?

pretty sure that seeing as the OP's from Australia, the closest Wal-Mart is tens of thousands of miles away in the US. Also pretty sure that if they drove 11 hours for a camping site, there are probably NO towns or department stores within easy driving distance.

agreed

OP u spelled favorite wrong

Favourite would be the correct spelling in Australia. Don't worry, we have to read your spelling as well :)

you remind me of Scarlett Johansson..

Lol I totally see it!

just sleep in the car. ive done that before

Wow you must think cabins are also best for camping too right? The camping isn't all in the tent, I rather go hiking, swimming, fishing, and other camping activities then sit in a tent and do nothing or play cards. I can do nothing at home.

He was making word play with "intense" and "in tents".

I see what you did there! xD

I personally prefer to not use a tent when I go camping, but RPS got the gist of my post, but I'm betting he is taller than some.

Yeah sleeping under the stars is pretty awesome! Also you look familiar..... are you Shane Dawson? xD

That crazy Chinese dude sure knew a lot. Yes, I am infact Shane Dawson.!!!

Nah, they just need one good-sized kangaroo to camp Han Solo-style! >.<

and bugs eat away at your flesh

7 you're funny

racoons ate my twizzlers once. I was not happy. they just plunked down on their butts and started chomping away.

88- thanks 92- did you ask them if they liked the twizzlers? be polite!

there are no wolves in australia. at all. So the OP does not need to look out for wolves.

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