By 3.14 - 8/2/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

I don't mean to sound pieous, but I'm just pudding this in perspective for you. Don't s-cream at her or act like a tart or make a snappy retorte. Give her her just desserts and simply tell her no. She can't have her cake and eat it too!

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  EpicSquishii  |  21

"Your mom is a fickle bitch. You should know not to be kind to her. You deserve her attitude because you did something nice for her."

Yeah.... I don't agree with you there.

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  happyspencer  |  4

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By  DocBastard  |  38

I don't mean to sound pieous, but I'm just pudding this in perspective for you. Don't s-cream at her or act like a tart or make a snappy retorte. Give her her just desserts and simply tell her no. She can't have her cake and eat it too!

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  happyspencer  |  4

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