By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
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Amberrae23 2
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Guess her diet didnt last long.

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DocBastard 38
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I don't mean to sound pieous, but I'm just pudding this in perspective for you. Don't s-cream at her or act like a tart or make a snappy retorte. Give her her just desserts and simply tell her no. She can't have her cake and eat it too!

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Amberrae23 2
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Guess her diet didnt last long.

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Akai_fml 4
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EpicSquishii 21
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"Your mom is a fickle bitch. You should know not to be kind to her. You deserve her attitude because you did something nice for her." Yeah.... I don't agree with you there.

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happyspencer 4
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Hey fml fuckkkk youuu this site is fuckingg gay ban me please I dont give a fuck fuck you all your stupid with your stupid fucking rules and your bullshit everything else fuck you and bizarre you''re a fucking faggoty dyke fuck youuuu

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hartdocta 2

If you're smokin hot, I'll kick a few bucks your way to cover the pies.. You're welcome!

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capper44 18
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#39 - LoL same here, he deserve it lol

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Bagel09 11
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Pie is a lie

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boofgall 16
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Op, your mom sounds kinda like a bitch.

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Autobot93 10
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Yea no chizz Sherlock

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paiken21 0
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Well did you get her another one?

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bitchslapped22 14

Why do people insist on making these comments if they have nothing better to say?

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kiss_1214 17
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Well I think it's funny

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BrotherTheo 31
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Get a Sugar Free one. They DO have em.

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melons 44
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I suspect the buttery pastry would be more calorific than the sugar content.

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perdix 29

She's fighting you financially, you diet saboteur! Love your nickname, OP -- I would have gone with more sig figs, but I like the idea!

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happyspencer 4
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Give her a vegetable pie

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EduJav321 24
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Or a mud pie

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silentbutfunny 0
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What kind og vegetable pie is there? Broccoli pie?

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teague95 16
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Shepard's Pie. technically it has the word pie in it

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Random017 7
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Unless you live with her, just tell her that you respect her diet too much to buy her another pie.

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DocBastard 38
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I don't mean to sound pieous, but I'm just pudding this in perspective for you. Don't s-cream at her or act like a tart or make a snappy retorte. Give her her just desserts and simply tell her no. She can't have her cake and eat it too!

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hotPinklipstick 24

This has to be one of the best comments I've seen in a while ;)

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miz_kamakazi 11

I see what you did there! Very, very creative! You never disappoint Doc!

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bizarre_ftw 21

*bows to the master*

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happyspencer 4
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Bizarre I really like your comments, so please keep posting, girl. You're really pretty, too, though don't read too much into that; I like dick, so I'm kind of an unreliable source. Anyways, just ignore me. I've been called a real weirdo before, and frankly, I agree with that assessment. Tee-hee. :3

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DocBastard 38
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Happyspencer - What the hell did I just read?

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The_Troller 14

I think 71 just got trolled by a mod.

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DaleksAreEpic 0

Your comment was the creme de la creme. Doughn't ever change, Docbastard.

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TheLadyOpal 30
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Tell her to walk to the store and get her own damn pie. It's good exercise.

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