By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 105
You deserved it 2 069

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Guess her diet didnt last long.

I don't mean to sound pieous, but I'm just pudding this in perspective for you. Don't s-cream at her or act like a tart or make a snappy retorte. Give her her just desserts and simply tell her no. She can't have her cake and eat it too!

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Guess her diet didnt last long.

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"Your mom is a fickle bitch. You should know not to be kind to her. You deserve her attitude because you did something nice for her." Yeah.... I don't agree with you there.

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If you're smokin hot, I'll kick a few bucks your way to cover the pies.. You're welcome!

#39 - LoL same here, he deserve it lol

Pie is a lie

Op, your mom sounds kinda like a bitch.

Yea no chizz Sherlock

Well did you get her another one?

Why do people insist on making these comments if they have nothing better to say?

Well I think it's funny

Get a Sugar Free one. They DO have em.

I suspect the buttery pastry would be more calorific than the sugar content.

She's fighting you financially, you diet saboteur! Love your nickname, OP -- I would have gone with more sig figs, but I like the idea!

Give her a vegetable pie

Or a mud pie

What kind og vegetable pie is there? Broccoli pie?

Shepard's Pie. technically it has the word pie in it

Unless you live with her, just tell her that you respect her diet too much to buy her another pie.

I don't mean to sound pieous, but I'm just pudding this in perspective for you. Don't s-cream at her or act like a tart or make a snappy retorte. Give her her just desserts and simply tell her no. She can't have her cake and eat it too!

This has to be one of the best comments I've seen in a while ;)

I see what you did there! Very, very creative! You never disappoint Doc!

*bows to the master*

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Happyspencer - What the hell did I just read?

I think 71 just got trolled by a mod.

Your comment was the creme de la creme. Doughn't ever change, Docbastard.

Tell her to walk to the store and get her own damn pie. It's good exercise.