FML : Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in...

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Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:30 / United States

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By speshlk37 | 13

#3361910 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:25

Did that piss you off?

By Olivxr | 5

#3361897 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:23

That's so gross.

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By Olivxr | 5

#3361897 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:23

That's so gross.

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Lanceeden | 12

#3361916 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:26

Maybe he just spilled his apple juice. ...that was warm.

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Rico_Mal1116 | 0

#3361976 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:32

Don't worry at least it wasn't in your face.

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enonymous | 8

#3362015 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:38

Looks like you found the leak. Charge him for changing his radiator coolant and call it a day

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Damn_Hippster | 11

#3362108 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:51

Well how else was he going to have heated seats?

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StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3362316 - Thursday 29 September 2011 0:05

Same thing happened to me on the bus a while back. Ever since never been on a public one.

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fromthesuck | 8

#3362938 - Thursday 29 September 2011 3:02

Yep. Private busses are a much better. Who provides your personal bus service?

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iluvhobos | 5

#3363059 - Thursday 29 September 2011 3:55

:O it's a Poppy stain!! (:

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neveragain234 | 1

#3363180 - Thursday 29 September 2011 4:29

offer him apple juice that is really pee, that'll teach him

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Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#3363776 - Thursday 29 September 2011 8:37

At least it wasn't diarrhea

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scrapmetal58 | 9

#3367788 - Friday 30 September 2011 6:17

Dude naw

By katsteak | 0

#3361899 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:24

Well atleast your butt was warm (:

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katsteak | 0

#3361925 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:27

Sorry you cant delete that my uncle fails.

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Boyaa | 3

#3362011 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:38

Boyaa !

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ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3362050 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:44

Ice cold ass? No money for a fancy car with heated seats? No problem, just piss your pants! It's the ghetto seat warmer.

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fishing12345 | 2

#3362802 - Thursday 29 September 2011 2:14

Only 4 a little bit

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DrewsFML | 8

#3363792 - Thursday 29 September 2011 8:45

Urine the hot seat now! No? Nevermind.

By speshlk37 | 13

#3361910 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:25

Did that piss you off?

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ColtsDoug18 | 0

#3361967 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:31

nah, it must have pooped her off...

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Lanceeden | 12

#3362229 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:35

what? ^

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nitewlf12 | 10

#3363251 - Thursday 29 September 2011 4:47

12- That was a shitty joke.

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thaCODgod | 4

#3363619 - Thursday 29 September 2011 7:04

this is stupid.

By ColtsDoug18 | 0

#3361926 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:27

Hey, he's old. he would've jizzed if he was younger. Can't blame the poor guy

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whatgoescomes | 5

#3362048 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:43

Umm not really

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pepelittle9 | 0

#3362700 - Thursday 29 September 2011 1:37

Yes really :3

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nitewlf12 | 10

#3363268 - Thursday 29 September 2011 4:51

54- Is your username seriously "pepelittle?" And you're trying to talk about jizz? How ironic.

By windfuelsfire | 10

#3361928 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:27

He's into watersports, but with unconsenting random ppl like yourself!!

By drloves69 | 4

#3361931 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:28

So you where pretty pissed?

By ikickgingers | 15

#3361943 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:29

That depends...

By hannahcorrine | 0

#3361964 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:31

Thats extremely cute.

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LaughinStock | 16

#3363334 - Thursday 29 September 2011 5:16

Um how?!?! 0.o

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MissRoxiie | 12

#3363585 - Thursday 29 September 2011 6:44

Wtf?

By copy125 | 0

#3361974 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:32

Dude there's nothing to even say but F your life lol that sucks

By hannahcorrine | 0

#3361980 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:33

:0

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