By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 388
You deserved it 2 645
Transportation
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

speshlk37 13
Send a private message

Did that piss you off?

79 7
Reply Report
Olivxr 5
Send a private message

That's so gross.

39 1
Reply Report
Next

Comments

Olivxr 5
Send a private message

That's so gross.

39 1
Reply Report
Lanceeden 12
Send a private message

Maybe he just spilled his apple juice. ...that was warm.

16 0
Reply Report
Rico_Mal1116 0

Don't worry at least it wasn't in your face.

5 0
Reply Report
enonymous 8

Looks like you found the leak. Charge him for changing his radiator coolant and call it a day

13 0
Reply Report
Damn_Hippster 11

Well how else was he going to have heated seats?

4 0
Reply Report
fromthesuck 8

Yep. Private busses are a much better. Who provides your personal bus service?

5 0
Reply Report
iluvhobos 5
Send a private message

:O it's a Poppy stain!! (:

1 0
Reply Report
neveragain234 1
Send a private message

offer him apple juice that is really pee, that'll teach him

1 1
Reply Report
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
Send a private message

At least it wasn't diarrhea

2 0
Reply Report
katsteak 0

Well atleast your butt was warm (:

13 25
Reply Report
katsteak 0

Sorry you cant delete that my uncle fails.

6 1
Reply Report
Boyaa 3
Send a private message

Boyaa !

2 2
Reply Report
ShroomsOnAcid 16

Ice cold ass? No money for a fancy car with heated seats? No problem, just piss your pants! It's the ghetto seat warmer.

19 0
Reply Report
fishing12345 2
Send a private message

Only 4 a little bit

0 0
Reply Report
DrewsFML 8
Send a private message

Urine the hot seat now! No? Nevermind.

2 0
Reply Report
speshlk37 13
Send a private message

Did that piss you off?

79 7
Reply Report
ColtsDoug18 0
Send a private message

nah, it must have pooped her off...

2 34
Reply Report
Lanceeden 12
Send a private message

what? ^

25 1
Reply Report
nitewlf12 10

12- That was a shitty joke.

12 0
Reply Report
thaCODgod 4
Send a private message

this is stupid.

0 0
Reply Report
ColtsDoug18 0
Send a private message

Hey, he's old. he would've jizzed if he was younger. Can't blame the poor guy

31 2
Reply Report
whatgoescomes 5
Send a private message

Umm not really

3 16
Reply Report
pepelittle9 0

Yes really :3

8 1
Reply Report
nitewlf12 10

54- Is your username seriously "pepelittle?" And you're trying to talk about jizz? How ironic.

3 0
Reply Report
windfuelsfire 10
Send a private message

He's into watersports, but with unconsenting random ppl like yourself!!

3 12
Reply Report
drloves69 4
Send a private message

So you where pretty pissed?

6 8
Reply Report
ikickgingers 15

That depends...

4 1
Reply Report
hannahcorrine 0

Thats extremely cute.

5 18
Reply Report
LaughinStock 16
Send a private message

Um how?!?! 0.o

1 0
Reply Report
copy125 0
Send a private message

Dude there's nothing to even say but F your life lol that sucks

2 6
Reply Report
hannahcorrine 0

:0

2 5
Reply Report
Next