Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
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Top comments
heynow09 0
i think it shows that you really love her that your still with her even though her breath stinks but you should just be honest with her so you can actually enjoy kissing her.
amandaMALICE 0
hahha. I would want a guy to tell me something like that. I wouldnt care Id be like "oh shit hold on lemme buy some mints"
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Comments (86)
lexie17 0
or while kissing her have tic tacs or spearmint gum in your mouth and nonchalantly and sexily give it to her.
AnnabelleX 4
My boyfriend tended to not brush his teeth, so I told him that I would enjoy kissing him much more if I liked his breath- he did! Trust me, she wants to be attractive to you, so if you ask nicely, she will be nice back!
debbielushious 6
I could never even consider the possibility of dating somebody who didn't brush their teeth at least twice a day.
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
Well, YDI because you weren't being honest with her. But kudos for staying with her.
Monkeybutt1 0
Wow haha you should buy her a toothbrush and some tooth paste. Jk haha
iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3
you don't like kissing ? ya know it's healthy to kiss and make out and stuff :p
bettyboy 4
I had that problem once... I just ended up eating an unhealthy amount of gum, and each time I had a piece, I'd offer her one. :P
GidgetBoo 5
me and my bf tell each other whenever our breath stinks it was me to have the balls to finally say it though but at first I would go in the bathroom and rinse out with mouth wash and tell him he should too so we have an extra fresh kissing experience lol
xliveluvlaughx 0
I have the same problem. it sucks!
GrooveSponge 0
That's easier said than done.
B47m4n 0
why dont u just tell her, i think she would rather hear it from you then some random other persone