Love: Fresh mints

Fresh mints

By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

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By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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heynow09 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:12

i think it shows that you really love her that your still with her even though her breath stinks but you should just be honest with her so you can actually enjoy kissing her.

amandaMALICE 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 9:29

hahha. I would want a guy to tell me something like that. I wouldnt care Id be like "oh shit hold on lemme buy some mints"

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selfemployed 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:13

my wife has pretty bad breath too. I haven't figured out how to tell her yet either.

CodyJonas 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:36

At least your gf kisses you. Mine doesn't like kissing period... :/

KAYRRIE 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 7:17

heck yeah. I agree and I'm a girl. there's no point in wasting ur time if u can't enjoy it. just break up with her and tell her it's cause her breath stinks so she can then post to FML.

leopulga 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 22:08

just tell her nicely that she should brush her teeth better or to buy gum. if she's worth keeping, she'll change. i told my girlfriend that her ****** smelled bad and to clean it better. it doesnt smell bad anymore and she's still with me

chelliejellie10 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 7:30

Buy a few packets of breath mints and offer her some every chance you get.

chelliejellie10 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 8:16

Buy a few packets of breath mints and offer her some every chance you get.

mandi625 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:07

you really love her if you haven't broken up with her because of her breath. i think that's great. but honesty is one of the most important things in a relationship. you should just mention it to her nicely, and then maybe you could actually enjoy kissing her. i don't think she'll mind.

Brendan3693 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 22:03

WTF is wrong here

Lilllly_1316 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:49

Don't tell her, that will be akward fr both of you. just keep gum with you, and then just eat a piece, and then say, "want one?". she'll say yes. believe me.