Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML
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heynow09 0
i think it shows that you really love her that your still with her even though her breath stinks but you should just be honest with her so you can actually enjoy kissing her.
amandaMALICE 0
hahha. I would want a guy to tell me something like that. I wouldnt care Id be like "oh shit hold on lemme buy some mints"
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Comments (86)
selfemployed 0
my wife has pretty bad breath too. I haven't figured out how to tell her yet either.
CodyJonas 0
At least your gf kisses you. Mine doesn't like kissing period... :/
KAYRRIE 0
heck yeah. I agree and I'm a girl. there's no point in wasting ur time if u can't enjoy it. just break up with her and tell her it's cause her breath stinks so she can then post to FML.
leopulga 0
just tell her nicely that she should brush her teeth better or to buy gum. if she's worth keeping, she'll change. i told my girlfriend that her ****** smelled bad and to clean it better. it doesnt smell bad anymore and she's still with me
chelliejellie10 0
Buy a few packets of breath mints and offer her some every chance you get.
chelliejellie10 0
Buy a few packets of breath mints and offer her some every chance you get.
mandi625 0
you really love her if you haven't broken up with her because of her breath. i think that's great. but honesty is one of the most important things in a relationship. you should just mention it to her nicely, and then maybe you could actually enjoy kissing her. i don't think she'll mind.
Brendan3693 0
WTF is wrong here
Lilllly_1316 0
Don't tell her, that will be akward fr both of you. just keep gum with you, and then just eat a piece, and then say, "want one?". she'll say yes. believe me.
kbn 0
uhm tell her? or offer her gum, a lot!